Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Anti-Tobacco Campaign Commercial Jingle

Takes Place: In a cigarette factory
Sung By: The factory workers
Tune:

Lyrics:
"Doddy-Doddy-Da-Dodda-Day,
La-Dod-la-A-Lada-ay;"
"We work to make fine cancer
sticks for all every single day."
"And if you die before you're old,
Who cares? We all gotta die some time anyway."
"We work to make fine cancer
sticks for all every single day."
"La-Dod-la-A-Lada-ay..."

Ends With/By: A pissed-off staff manager yelling a very harsh "Hey! Get back to work, you slobs!"