Quotes under my own name: Reference Related

"In anime, the blood for anything other than minor scrapes, minor facial cuts, or a single dripping line of blood is never red... unless you're referring to the black ink used in the mangas. Then it doesn't really matter, now does it?"-Kathryn J. Blair

"Anime is notorious for being full of plot holes and faulty logic. But anime shouldn't be blamed for those problems. No, it's the fact that anime is fiction, and ALL works of fiction have errors of this type. A writer could spend 20 years writing a book, consumed with putting together every small detail, and there would still be things that don't mesh perfectly. So why does anime get singled out?"-Kathryn J. Blair

"Behold the three most powerful creatures in anime; an angsty action hero, a magical schoolgirl, and the all-mighty plot device god. This piece of wisdom is sponsored by plot holes."-Kathryn J. Blair

"Being an Otaku is not the same as being a geek. Geeks can actually turn their interests into a career."-Kathryn J. Blair

"Anime-based creations aren't copyrighted, they're fan interpretations."-Kathryn J. Blair

"The show Bleach disproves the common misunderstanding that Gingers have no souls."-Kathryn J. Blair

"Any guardian's just a worthless lock without a key. That is why Britannia is worthless. Their armies are the full of the lock, protectors of the corrupt. Their royal family is their latch, procuring the despair of the peoples trampled dreams. You, the Black Knights, are the full of the United States of Japan's lock, the guardians of the weak and defenseless. And I am our latch, that which pulls together the guardians of justice. Their key was Euphemia, a cracked key and a hidden poison personified. However, the lock of Britannia is as solid as an iron coffin, and pure poison no effect on metal. Not until it becomes acid. However, acid does not open a lock, it merely melts it. Our key, which had been stolen, is the one that opens the way to happiness. I refuse to have the Black Knights to become as worthless and corrupted as the Britannian militia. If I let that happen, then any blood we spilt, all the loved ones left behind in grief, everything... Everything would have been in vain. No, that's wrong... It could never be called "in vain", for that would imply it would have been for nothing. Rather, without happiness, we would simply replace those in power, and plunge into an abyss identical to theirs."-Kathryn J. Blair, in an imaginary speech created for the anime Code Geass: Lelouch of the Rebellion

"I can't wait for that Prince to leave. His version of the stereotypical douchebag snob voice is particularly annoying."-Kathryn J. Blair

"It's Dragonball Z... you should EXPECT screw-ups!"-Kathryn J. Blair

"Goten is such an air-head."-Kathryn J. Blair

"Going to a therapist would NOT help Vegeta. All it would do is drive the therapist themselves to a breakdown, and that's hardly reassuring."-Kathryn J. Blair

"You know, I just realized Goku never DID figure out he was the one who nixed his "Grandpa" in canon, despite the later Oozaru transformations that took place in DBZ and GT."-Kathryn J. Blair

"I would like to take this moment to point out that Oolong originally wished for the saiyans approaching to simply be defeated... the Dragon then gave a half-assed cop-out, saying 'that is not within the power of Kami' and, by extension, himself- though apparently eternal life is. Besides, he COULD have just made Vegeta and Nappa's pods malfunction, or just out-right destroyed the hollow hunks of metal. Hell, it couldn't have been THAT hard to just alter their trajectory and crash them into a sun. Of course, there is that hole (I can't really say PLOT-hole seeing as Dragon Ball Z HAS NO plot) where Vegeta climbs out of his pod to blow up that bug-planet."-Kathryn J. Blair

"If you think about it, Naru (from Ghost Hunt) is a lot like Batman. They have the exact same obsessive tendencies and habits. The only real difference is the core of their obsession; Naru is consumed by his research on the paranormal, while Batman is controlled by the need for justice."-Kathryn J. Blair

"Gundam is the Star Trek of the anime world."-Kathryn J. Blair

"It really amazes me, that for all the explosions when the Freedom blew up, there wasn't a single rip in Kira's spacesuit or a crack in his helmet."-Kathryn J. Blair

"I really don't see why they think it's impossible for Kira to be alive after the Freedom's less-than-perfect descent. Greatly dangerous, yes, but not impossible. After all, it's not the first time Kira free-falled from the atmosphere- and Dearka and Izeak did as well, so his chances would have been pretty damn high. Personally, the part that would worry ME most is the Freedom's engines (or whatever) since that particular Gundam is fueled by nuclear power."-Kathryn J. Blair

"WHAT! Not only does his cellphone work in space, surrounded by debris at that, but Dearka had a way to contact ZAFT the entire time? Even for a comedy that seems a little... off. ...Still an awesome scene though."-Kathryn J. Blair

"You know, I've always felt it more insulting to the women Miroku DIDN'T ask his trademark question to. For him, not asking a woman to bear his children is akin to implying he finds them ugly."-Kathryn J. Blair

"Tokijin doesn't have a sheath. It just hangs in Sesshomaru's belt. Good thing he seems to have an aversion to chairs."-Kathryn J. Blair

" "Look, some villagers! They look like nice people." *transitional phase* "Hmm... In hindsight, the bows were probably a dead giveaway."
I don't think it was the BOWS that were the dead giveaway, but the sharp, pointy arrows. " -Kathryn J. Blair

"One brother has an inferiority complex, the other has a superiority complex. Is it any wonder their sibling rivalry bouts included deadly weapons?"-Kathryn J. Blair

"Six of her family members were killed, but all that really matters to Ayano is her teen angst problems."-Kathryn J. Blair

"In Naruto, a ninja who doesn't use teamwork is nothing but an assassin. Unless their attack is unprovoked; then they're a murderer."-Kathryn J. Blair

"Every last genius in Naruto is insane, without exception."-Kathryn J. Blair

"The Chidori can be heard a mile away and only works at point-blank range."-Kathryn J. Blair

"Wow, Shino's a cutie... who knew?"-Kathryn J. Blair

"It's always bugged me that Naruto and Sasuke come back from the tree-climbing training and start eating only to throw up - then REPEAT the process several times. That's such a waste of food... aren't the people of Wave supposed to be starving?"-Kathryn J. Blair

"Even if Asuma CAN'T come up with a plausible excuse for why Ino must NEVER go into Naruto's mind, she should still be told NOT TO... even if her sensei had to threaten the girl's family to curb her curiosity. Hell, Ino should have been warned about that before even being allowed to LEARN her family jutsu!"-Kathryn J. Blair

"The people of Suna are so stupid. If you treat someone like a monster because you expect them to become one, you'll quickly learn the meaning of 'self-fulfilling prophecy'. Of course Gaara would snap!"-Kathryn J. Blair

"For a village renowned for poisons, Suna sure is full of dumbasses. They keep trying to killed Gaara with brute force, despite the results being the same every time. Gaara needs to eat, drink, and breathe... all which can be ended with poison."-Kathryn J. Blair

"You don't know why that puddle on the way to Wave was important? The puddle was significant because it hadn't rained in a while, nor were there any signs pointing to another logically natural reason. With Kakashi's super awesome ninja awareness skills/deductive reasoning/justified paranoia, he figured out that chakra-laced water in a dry area meant there were ninja attempting to be sneaky, and even if they failed pathetically at that attempt, hired killers trying to be sneaky is never a good thing."-Kathryn J. Blair

"Hired killers trying to be sneaky is never a good thing."-Kathryn J. Blair (small piece of previous quote)

"All pranks are essentially traps, no matter the variation- NEVER underestimate a prankster."-Kathryn J. Blair

"Ranma thinks of himself as exactly that- himself. Only his body was cursed, not his thought patterns. Why don't fanfiction writers seem to be able to grasp that?"-Kathryn J. Blair

"Man, Ranma's gotten depressing. And this used to be a comedy too."-Kathryn J. Blair

"Suzuka is like an anime Degrassi. I would say soap opera, but there doesn't seem to be anyone with amnesia."-Kathryn J. Blair

"No matter how many times I see/read about Aido use his powers, I always am somehow surprised he uses ice. A knee-jerk reaction, if you will. I mean he just screams "I Play With FIRE!", doesn't he? Besides, Kain would be much better suited with ice."-Kathryn J. Blair

"The people in Yu-Gi-Oh! are all completely retarded. Kaiba fires his entire board for trying to off him and his brother. Then, without charging them for murder, or even evicting them from the goddamn building, he goes, "I'm gonna go try out an brand new and untested technology that separates my mind from my body. And just for kicks, I won't even look it over first, even though I know that the guys that have already tried to kill me have tampered with it!""-Kathryn J. Blair

"I personally never saw a logical reason for Tarukane to hire the Toguros; teargas would have been much cheaper, more efficient, more likely to do the job, and less likely to blow up in his face than hiring highly dangerous demons. That choice was great for the plot obviously, but logic-wise? Not so much. Even less for their employer's health."-Kathryn J. Blair

"The only big problem that could possibly rival the fruitless Kurama and Hiei AS FRIENDS image searches in stupidity is when I start talking about Kurama and people start teasing that he's gay. I mean, it's not funny! It wasn't funny the first time, and it's sure as hell not funny in 2008!"-Kathryn J. Blair


"I know Yusuke's Mazoku form is supposed to be bad-ass, but he just looks hilarious with white hair."-Kathryn J. Blair

"I realize Hiei is a fire apparition and all, but I sometimes wonder why his hair never gets burnt."-Kathryn J. Blair

"I may be a fan girl of Kurama's, but I'm after his true persona. If I only knew about his Suuichi side, which is just too perfect and boring, I wouldn't chase him."-Kathryn J. Blair

"I've always had a biting wit... coming up with new material is hard for a smart-ass who talks as much as I did. If Yusuke Urameshi were real, I'd call him a visionary. Writers are a wonderful thing."-Kathryn J. Blair

"The guy in charge left. Something to do with the 'right' religion and paperwork."- Kathryn J. Blair

"If I wanted reality, I wouldn't be watching T.V."-Kathryn J. Blair

"I love how English is always a universal language in cartoons."-Kathryn J. Blair (By the way, I published this quote years before Team Four Star even existed; I'm NOT copying!)

"That was the worst name I've heard someone be called! And since I've officially been in the system since second grade, been to two group homes, and at least five mental hospitals, that's saying something. But... A FILLER VILLIAN!!! That's just too cruel!"-Kathryn J. Blair

"What kind of Chinese Emperor isn't Chinese?!"-Kathryn J. Blair

"What's so great about J-Pop? Why do the Japanese insist on making people with weak voices into stars? On a related note, the same can be said for most anime songs too- and THAT is unforgivable. It lowers the quality of animes like Gundam Seed to a small extent, where one of the four main characters is supposed to be a worshiped pop star."-Kathryn J. Blair

"What constitutes an author anymore? A 6-year-old could write the worst story ever, complete with almost every spelling error there is, and post it online. But more and more official books become 'online only', so what would that make the 6-year-old kid?"-Kathryn J. Blair

"Why do the only good forum signatures all have quotes?"-Kathryn J. Blair

"Who hits a fan fiction writer up for money anyways?"-Kathryn J. Blair

"When a reader of my caliber is really inside the world of the story, being pulled out just because of a mere spelling error makes the disappointment devastating."-Kathryn J. Blair

"That's new. I've never heard of a Chinese man being mistaken for a tree before."-Kathryn J. Blair

"It's not 'Ah, crap.', it's 'Ah, whorebiscuit.'"-Kathryn J. Blair

"I tend to feel bad for comic relief characters. It's like being born somewhere where your race, gender, or some other innate quality is considered inferior through no fault of your own."-Kathryn J. Blair

"There's something very wrong about a legendary bandit bringing a stray girl to a kleptomaniac help group."-Kathryn J. Blair

"When did it happen, I wonder, that everyone's one expectation for me was to expect me to fail?"-Kathryn J. Blair (thought up while in a character's mind frame)

"So the Kuroune imposter is run through with a bunch of bamboo blades, then all of a sudden comes a delayed explosion? I love anime logic!"-Kathryn J. Blair

"I never would have thought Kuwabara could foil Kurama."-Kathryn J. Blair

""Begin at sunrise"? Sunrise is a gradual process that takes hours... why don't ANY animes, or cartoons in general for that matter, get that fact?"-Kathryn J. Blair

""We'll never get past that!"
Speak for yourself. I can just fast-forward."-Kathryn J. Blair

"There are too many factors than could possibly be accounted for. That's why anime is short of logic- it's fiction, so there's absolutely no way to cover ALL the angles."-Kathryn J. Blair

"If they inform her she's in a dream, does that count as breaking the fourth wall?"-Kathryn J. Blair

"Mokuba's only purpose is being a constant hostage." -Kathryn J. Blair

"Noah summons an arc? How original."-Kathryn J. Blair

"You're kidding... They actually made a translation side note for MANSION?!"-Kathryn J. Blair

"It just looked so wrong when Sagi's butt grew ten times bigger than the card he was sitting on."-Kathryn J. Blair

"I'm actually amazed at how ridiculous this whole episode is."-Kathryn J. Blair

"Weird how watching two cartoon characters about to die (ha, as if) made me hungry for soup."-Kathryn J. Blair

"So the water hologram doesn't drown him, but a holographic lugie flips him over in the air?"-Kathryn J. Blair

"Umm... Did that cat just eat Banner's soul?"-Kathryn J. Blair

"Instead of wasting all this time playing card games, couldn't the Nightriders have just gone out and bought a jackhammer?"-Kathryn J. Blair

"So, not only is this a clip episode, but the badly done flashbacks aren't even from this spin-off series where it is already season two?"-Kathryn J. Blair

"Did he just change his pants on the spot?!"-Kathryn J. Blair

"They turned a prisoner in a pad-locked straight jacket loose in a stadium full of people to play a card game? What message is 4Kids trying to send here? Not to mention, the last episode revolved around the notion sleeping through physics class is no big deal as long as you believe in the luck of the draw... 4Kids turns one of the top 5 mangas (the original one) into pure crap to create future criminals and gamblers?"-Kathryn J. Blair

"Wow... I can't believe I never noticed Yagami spelled backwards leads to Im-a-gay."-Kathryn J. Blair

"If Gohan learns to dodge, he will have officially surpassed his father."-Kathryn J. Blair

"So even the milkman is a long-lost Saiyan? Figures."-Kathryn J. Blair

"So-called "ultimate" attacks can be misleading. The one called "Saotome Ultimate Final Attack" consists of running away until you figure out a way to beat your opponent or actually get away and train to fight another day. Then you have endless different kinds where they are only the "ultimate" attack until the writers think up a new one. And then you have the one most often applied at anime conventions: "Fangirl Ultimate Attack: Glomp of Doom!""-Kathryn J. Blair

"Great, a whining dragon."-Kathryn J. Blair

"It's good to see the age-old practice of embarrassing your younger sibling is universal."-Kathryn J. Blair

"Huh. I just realized that Yugi's japanese voice actor is the guy who did Shinn Asuka in Gundam Seed Destiny. Talk about polar opposites- there isn't a single emo in all of Narutoverse half as annoying as that Shinn bastard."-Kathryn J. Blair

"Do pregnant men still experience morning sickness?"-Kathryn J. Blair

"Kitsunes are kind of like vampires; they have several established stereotypes, many of which contradict the others, yet maintain the overall image."-Kathryn J. Blair

"Too bad the Spanish subtitles are all Greek to me."-Kathryn J. Blair

"Meh, keh, feh, blarg and all that good stuff. Oh, and spinning eyes."-Kathryn J. Blair

"'Fate' is a handy plot-device in fiction. In reality, it's just a major cop-out. Get over yourself, Neji."-Kathryn J. Blair

"If you think about it, the Sharingan is like an all-purpose giant-ass plot device. Writers think up a new jutsu? Create a few random blurs, pass them off as hand seals, and BAM! DATTEBAYO! Instant new move with nothing more than maybe a mission flashback or backstory required. Need to bend the rules of physics is some ridiculous way? WHAM! SHANNARO! The Mangekyou has new twist, enjoy!"-Kathryn J. Blair

"For a clan that prides themselves on seeing all, the Hyuuga are rather blind when looking outside."-Kathryn J. Blair

"How did you keep Yoko Kurama in character, given that his was never officially set up outside the preconceptions of others?"-Kathryn J. Blair

"I'm a bit disappointed you didn't make a Hiei/Kurt parallel. I mean, both their mother's threw them off a cliff (or a floating iceberg) for the reason that neither fit the norm."-Kathryn J. Blair

"Hey, if there are time limits, could Mirai Trunks hypothetically be revived by his timeline's Dragonballs? Especially assuming they only resurrect each person just once like the original set."-Kathryn J. Blair

"Shikamaru's intelligence is his main weapon, more than any tool or jutsu."-Kathryn J. Blair

"Shikamaru isn't one to issue ever idle threats, strategic bluffs aside. If he makes a threat, whether minor or severe, out of battle, he WILL follow through."-Kathryn J. Blair

" "Was someone going to come and whisk her away, some mysterious man... away from everything that she knew and loved and into something more exciting?"
I think time-traveling into a Feudal Japan with demons and misc. would actually be great deal more exciting than the world of Naruto, especially since Kagome can't use chakra and there doesn't seem to be a big calling for mikos there."-Kathryn J. Blair

" "Well, if you need advice, I'm sure we could give it to you," suggested Kakashi with a grin, his eyes closing pleasantly. "Sakura is a girl, and I'm sure Sasuke could give you information about how arranged marriages work via his clan, and Sai... well... yeah."
Sai's "advice" is to tell Naruto what he should never say."-Kathryn J. Blair

"No matter what, there are lines Naruto never crosses. Not even when it is a good idea, hence him never pointing out to Sasuke how stupid it is to do what the oh-so hated object of his favorite revenge obsession told him to do over his parent's corpses."-Kathryn J. Blair

"You'd think Clan Heads would have better things to do with their free time."-Kathryn J. Blair

" "And while Obito grinned back, inside he really did wonder how the kid could still smile like that."
I'd say it's rather obvious. All the blows to his head gave Naruto brain damage. And shoved any possible sticks out before they reached his ass."-Kathryn J. Blair

"They were out cold... why the hell didn't the two S-Class missing-nin and sociopathic genius just slit their throats?"

"Inside the fourth wall, I think that Haku IS a girl."-Kathryn J. Blair

"Gaara of the Desert, the new Light Yagami."-Kathryn J. Blair

"There shouldn't be enough of a body to lay on the ground, just some crushed genin-goo."-Kathryn J. Blair

"There's no such thing as "a little sand" in the SAND village... The fact that they live in a freaking desert is why Gaara was untouchable, no thanks to his assassins. Of course, it helped that Suna's full of idiots; for a village of shinobi famous for poisons, they sure don't practice what they preach."-Kathryn J. Blair

"A note on the sexiness of Shippuden characters and you forgot GAARA? The sexiest of them all?"-Kathryn J. Blair

"Itachi had full use of his hands and he didn't use a jutsu? There's got to be DOZENS of jutsus for teleporting alone! And even if he doesn't know where he'll end up, he could still just move around underground? And why the hell did Orochimaru have a casket there? He doesn't seem the type to bury the dead- not that I blame him; with all his weird-ass experiments, burning bodies sounds like the way to go. Plus, who carried it there and did the digging? Orochimaru would never lower himself to doing manual labor. Kabuto's the only he'd trust in a murder attempt of Itachi, even if the guy was already half dead on top of a fatal illness- but considering it was Kabuto who came back and UNBURIED him, that doesn't seem likely... what was the point of burying him in the first place if he was just going to dig him back up? Ahh... I'm glad I got that off my chest, it feels somewhat lighter. Thanks for listening to my rant on reasons why coffins don't keep S-class nins captive well."-Kathryn J. Blair

"A smug Uchiha? How is that different than simply saying AN Uchiha?"-Kathryn J. Blair

"Wait, why is Sango in Hell? The only thing I can think of is the slaying she did, and Kagome didn't get any flack for that... although, maybe Miroku's Wind Tunnel is a portal to Hell and she didn't leave his side as he got sucked in? That would explain Miroku, too. I mean, sure he's a pervert, thief, con-artist, consummate liar (and more) but he was also a monk, and not the kind that used dark magic."-Kathryn J. Blair

"I don't know HOW they thought "surprising" a paranoid missing-nin was a good idea."-Kathryn J. Blair

""Sasuke" is synonymous with "emo-angst"."-Kathryn J. Blair

"You know, Naruto HAS TO have so much brain damage it's amazing that he can still be... alive, really. I mean, he gets hit on the head regularly by a girl who can punch through boulders! In a case like that, 'idiot' could be a compliment!"-Kathryn J. Blair

"Geez, what is it with you and yaoi? If EVERY guy in Konoha is gay, where is the next generation gonna come from... And now I'm too invested in the story to stop reading!"-Kathryn J. Blair

"With the average life span of a ninja, I'm pretty sure 18 is at least a couple years above legal."-Kathryn J. Blair

"Gaara has a demon whispering in his ear while his father sends assassins after him, but Sasuke betrays a village of people who cater to his whims so he can follow the advice of his parent's murderer. Gaara is a tortured soul, Sasuke's just a massive dick."-Kathryn J. Blair

"For all that Orochimaru is an insane pedophile, he knows a LOT about how bodies work... and he would know that 5-year-olds aren't CAPABLE of lust!"-Kathryn J. Blair

"To be fair, a dead human's body is just as much a slab of meat as that pigs'. And due to his isolation, Zetsu's perspective is completely objective and he would be unable to know the difference made by any morals between the meat of a sentient being and an aware but not SELF-aware being. Given the circumstances, I'd actually find stranger by far if he DIDN'T try to eat the bodies in front of him."-Kathryn J. Blair

"Sasuke had just come through the door to make sure his fully-grown teacher had delivered the message before heading back to the Road of Life."-Kathryn J. Blair

"And it was on that day that while Orochimaru really WASN'T a pedophile, Kabuto felt 12 was old enough "play Doctor"."-Kathryn J. Blair

"I love the idea of Naruto using his Therapy Jutsu on Itachi."-Kathryn J. Blair

"Kagome was kidnapped? How shocking - and it only took 84 chapters too!"-Kathryn J. Blair

"Sasuke is still technically a genin... *points at screen with the emo-freak's picture* Ha ha!"-Kathryn J. Blair

"Actually, Sai HAS seen Naruto's penis. It happened at the hot springs just before the start of their very fist mission together, which pretty much SHOULD have nipped all the "dickless" comments in the bud... though that obviously didn't happen."-Kathryn J. Blair

"Soulcest? It's just SO wrong that concept even exists."-Kathryn J. Blair

"Hm... didn't Ash Ketch'em have the same voice actor as Sailor Jupiter for a while? ... I'm suddenly reminded of why I hate channel-flipping."-Kathryn J. Blair

"Since when did the Sharingan become the Byakugan? Seeing THROUGH stuff is the Hyuuga's gig."-Kathryn J. Blair

"Leave it to Naruto to turn Zabuza's intimidation attempt into a joke."-Kathryn J. Blair

"Actually, I have read other fics where Ino got Naruto through the first exam, but she comes out of worse for the wear thanks to the Kyuubi. That would have a giant impact on the plot, which is obviously why I've only seen it in Demonic!Naruto and darker Naruto fics... and no one would want go through whole reality-questioning if Ino's mental-self gets eaten."-Kathryn J. Blair

"Tell your sister a previously stanch anti-yaoi otaku said to stop muse-blocking you! Honestly, until I read your stuff- particularly Online- I was EXTREMELY anti-yaoi. For many separate reasons. But then I read your stuff, and soon I hunted and ate up SasuNaru's like crazy!"-Kathryn J. Blair (Kurama's Foxy Rose to Juura99)

"What Temari seems to fail to notice is that Shikamaru essentially out-smarted Chunin who have lots of experience finding kids skipping class when he was only seven."-Kathryn J. Blair

"I DO have a theory on Naruto's age vs. the three failed test thing: it's bi-annual instead of just annual. Of course, another theory is the writers just didn't give a crap."-Kathryn J. Blair

"I was WONDERING where all of Deidara's yeahs (or uns) were last chapter. He's just not the same without them."-Kathryn J. Blair

"I wonder if Edward would think Naruto's crush on Sakura might be partially his fault (like bad parenting or something) passing along a preference for women who hit him with blunt objects- although a wrench isn't as bad as a fist that can shatter boulders."-Kathryn J. Blair

"You know, Naruto SHOULD have left the city, taking Sasuke with him. I mean, I get how he wanted to stay with the one he loves more than anything, but from the view of a human unknowing of a vampire's nature, Sasuke was in danger as well."-Kathryn J. Blair

"Kakashi may be the better ninja, but he's a frontlines fighter. Ebisu is primarily a teacher, and would do a better job- he is more qualified even if he's not as powerful."-Kathryn J. Blair

"Naruto didn't keep his promise~! He promised to kill Sasuke if he was dick... though that's kinda his natural disposition. Kinda screwed himself over right there."-Kathryn J. Blair

"Sakura used a SLUG to call for back-up? Slugs ARE just snails without shells, you know."-Kathryn J. Blair

"Hinata's test should be to speak to Neji and think over the old phrase "United we stand, divided we fall"."-Kathryn J. Blair

"It only took six chapters for a village of professional shinobi to find one small child through complete accident."-Kathryn J. Blair

"Now that I think about it, BOTH of Deidara's hands could be used in the old "cursed hand" bit instead of just the right one that only grabbed half the gooses."-Kathryn J. Blair

"What is it with Naruto and squirrels? Naruto Abridged, a butt-load of fanfictions, the squirrel-bomb from the Forest of Death... where the hell did it all come from?"-Kathryn J. Blair

"Did the scary weasel get bopped on the head a lot during that song? No, wait... that's Little Bunny Fufu."-Kathryn J. Blair

"I never thought of that before, but Danzo WOULD restructure the academy... that alone should have proved to EVERYONE, without any exceptions or doubt, what a truly horrible idea putting him in charge would be."-Kathryn J. Blair

"I'm sorry for not being a regular reviewer... But other than the fact that I just started reading this particular story (after you've already posted 25 chapters) last night then falling asleep for at least five hours before reading the twenty-second chapter, there's actually a good reason. I tend not to review often if I intend to reread something a lot since you can review each chapter only ONCE. I do that even more so with comedies."-Kathryn J. Blair

"Itachi is NOT innocent. I don't know why everyone keeps insisting he is. Innocent would mean he didn't kill his clan; he did. Regardless of the reason, Itachi killed 218 members of the Uchiha. He did this to stop a war, but he DID do it. Even if you believe the end justify the means, see him as a kid stuck between a rock and hard place, or an ANBU following orders, it still happened. Itachi massacred his family, and whether you believe it was the right thing to do or not, THE FACTS DO NOT CHANGE!"-Kathryn J. Blair

"I think Naruto turned out quite well, considering he spent his first three years of puberty with Jiraiya."-Kathryn J. Blair

"Thank kittens for TVio and the rewind button."-Kathryn J. Blair

"Ya know, Hyorinmaru would make a good Neji."-Kathryn J. Blair

"I know that the wrath of Itachi Uchiha should be scary and all, but I laughed when he kicked them in the balls."-Kathryn J. Blair

"After being turned into a Twilight "vampire" a few chapters ago, I can't really blame Sasuke for getting the hell out of Konoha."-Kathryn J. Blair

"So, is Gaara insane here or not? Guess I'll have to continue reading to find out, but really, this first impression is kinda vague."-Kathryn J. Blair

"I don't get why you would think a longer title would mean a stronger ninja."-Kathryn J. Blair

"That really is a good way of derailing the Uchiha Massacre. The fact that Itachi such an ideal candidate for Hokage makes me wonder why Hiruzen-FORCED-to-come-out-of-retirement-Sarutobi didn't decide to go with that option."-Kathryn J. Blair

"Finally! An author who gets just how WRONG that pairing is!"-Kathryn J. Blair (about KakaNaru shipping)

"I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say you hate Sasuke with a passion. A very tentative limb."-Kathryn J. Blair

"Why do I get the feeling I've already done this review?"-Kathryn J. Blair

"The thing that's tragic about this is all of their roles make sense. Kagome is paired with EVERYONE at some point via fanfic, harem fics are incredibly common for her (supposed) character, and everyone who's NOT with her apparently wants her. Sesshomaru x Kagome is the most common pairing for InuYasha - which is kinda sad if you think it, really- so that explains his vague memory in the first chapter. And Sesshomaru is supposed to excel at ANYTHING, even if that's not really possible, if only because he doesn't have TIME to do everything; thus, the clubs. His preference for redheads is a new one though. Everyone who hates Kikyo does so because she's pretty spiteful around Kagome and to a lesser extent, Inuyasha. And she usually is cast as Kagome's sister or cousin in AU fanfictions. Those who don't hate Kikyo find her to be a living (actually, more like WALKING) tragedy and cry out "why?", coupled with the way so many girls are either supposed to be jealous of the way she's so popular with the boys or envy her but can't bring themselves to really dislike her, you get Kikyo's "friends". Whenever Shippo gets entered into high school, it's because his appearance matches the appropriate age range after aging naturally in the 500 years span between both canon-given eras. In high school fics, Inuyasha is more often a half-demon than not, despite all the implications that would have on even just school activities (unfair advantages in sports, problems handling the presence of chemicals that would be kept in science labs, unavoidable racial tensions caused by fear alone, and so on and so forth) but not always. And that explains that. Personally, I find it interesting that I've never seen one where he has form once a month in a school-set AU... admittedly, I tend to avoid those, so it could just be me. Naraku is portrayed as a bad-ass or at least a bully in such fanfics, but canonicly, his human body was disabled and his human heart is his greatest weakness; so having his incarnations beat up on beat when weak covers both ends somewhat. As for the protagonists who join in, well, he IS the main villain and they spend the entire series trying to kill him- and InuYasha is a very, very long series. Souta being a punk is not a new concept. His hero-worship tends to make a very big impact on his childhood; remove that and things turn out quite differently. Grandpa Higurashi is supposed to be an incredibly traditional old man, and portrayed not taking things of any real controversy well. Kagome being loose would not sit well with him, obviously."

"The differences made by continual previous exposure, comical relief-style."-Kathryn J. Blair

"If any side uses spiders to attack, they're the bad guys."-Kathryn J. Blair

"You know, the OCs were worked in so naturally it didn't occur to me to reject them. I must say, that's truly impressive."-Kathryn J. Blair

"Megalomaniacs should just become fiction writers."-Kathryn J. Blair

"Naruto almost let the Kyuubi out! Seriously, not warning Naruto of the danger was a real bad judgment call on the Sandaime's part."-Kathryn J. Blair

"You just couldn't resist, could you? Hiei's dragon of the darkness flame is way too cool."-Kathryn J. Blair

"You killed off Naruto and left his baby half-dead? Geez, do you hate happy endings or something?"-Kathryn J. Blair

"You brought back Youmi's buffoon of a General? That guy was an idiot... an idiot that Kurama severed in three... it will be hard to make his survival plausible."-Kathryn J. Blair

"If you're gonna delete lemon scenes, have the courtesy to announce it. Confusing the reader with the results of said scenes (or lack thereof) is NOT a good thing."-Kathryn J. Blair

"Neji, a Medic-Nin? I've never once come across a fanfiction that played THAT angle before."-Kathryn J. Blair

"If you have a really cool scene in mind but doesn't it the story/plot line, you can always just write it separately. Think of it as a deleted scene (I love DVDs)"-Kathryn J. Blair

"He died? Well that kinda sucks."-Kathryn J. Blair

"With an army like that, who needs ninja?"-Kathryn J. Blair

"Inuyasha's a real hypocrite for a hanyou."-Kathryn J. Blair

"If this does get adopted, would you put up a notice? en though it should kinda go without saying, I felt this question must be asked since an appalling amount of authors don't do this."-Kathryn J. Blair

"What! You gave SASUKE UCHIHA a sword whose Shikai make all other zanpakuto's Bankais seem insignificant?"-Kathryn J. Blair

"So which anime did 'Tsundere' come from? I never really found out the origin even if I could figure out the meaning. I had just assumed it was a French word, like that one that means "nothing" but is used to something good but has no words worthy of describing it."-Kathryn J. Blair

"Reviews that are actually USEFUL are a rarity these days."-Kathryn J. Blair

"The reason behind high school fics: most of the fanfiction writers are IN high school and feel the need to share the misery."-Kathryn J. Blair

"Who was that? It wasn't Gaara (and I somehow doubt you watch the Brazilian dub anyways) and it sure as hell wasn't Rock Lee... so what does this have to do with Ling's voice?"-Kathryn J. Blair

"villain + plot = PWNed"-Kathryn J. Blair

"BwhahahaHAHAAHAHA - deep breath, annnd... set to continue evil cackle - HAHHAHAHAHAHHAAAAA!"-Kathryn J. Blair

"Well, if you have a really cool scene in mind but doesn't it the story/plot line, you can always just write it separately. Think of it as a deleted scene (I love DVDs)"-Kathryn J. Blair

"Huh. I thought that the trick would turn out to related to the high number of carts, like jumping from one to another... this speculation was immediately followed by a mental image of many video games, of course."-Kathryn J. Blair

"The ending was unfulfilling... perhaps a sequel is in order?"-Kathryn J. Blair

"You really should take the 'Much better than it sounds, hope you enjoy.' part out of the summary- that's generally done with bad stories."-Kathryn J. Blair

"The 'w' 'e' and 'r' keys are right next to each other, what reason can you possibly have for continually turning 'were' into 'where' throughout this story?"-Kathryn J. Blair

"Sometimes it seems there's no point to even HAVING the T part of T&I in Naruto."-Kathryn J. Blair

"Aside from it being MIGHT GAI that was overwhelmed by something out of the norm- actually, despite there being more angles, I really don't think I have to say more about that scene... not that I'm dissin' it."-Kathryn J. Blair

"What does 'Chikushou' even mean? The Japanese language doesn't actually have expletives."-Kathryn J. Blair

"You mean Aizen actually skipped the convoluted plots and did the INTELLIGENT thing?"-Kathryn J. Blair

"Oh, good, you WEREN'T ignoring me and my rather blatant "hints" after all. Thank you, I feel so much better now - with all the reviews I give this particular story, being ignored is quite an unpleasant feeling."-Kathryn J. Blair

"Technically, Ichigo eats Kon all the time."-Kathryn J. Blair

"If Danna means husband, why does Deidara call Sasori that?"-Kathryn J. Blair

"Neji would be a TERRIBLE choice for Hokage, or did Gaara forget he could be assassinated with a single hand seal?"-Kathryn J. Blair

"Actually, Naruto COULD move after the fight with Gaara, though only a bit. They were both able to move their heads, but Gaara landed on his back while Naruto was face-down. Naruto was using his chin to inch towards Gaara and could have torn out his throat with his sharpened canine teeth. Although it was only luck that decided where they landed, the victory was Naruto's in the end."-Kathryn J. Blair

"I never thought of that before, but Danzo WOULD restructure the academy... that alone should have proved to EVERYONE, without any exceptions or doubt, what a truly horrible idea putting him in charge would be."-Kathryn J. Blair

"Naruto's preparing his own father for his death. How tragic."-Kathryn J. Blair

"Lee pulled on his usual green spandex jumpsuit… Thingy… (Is there even a proper word for what he wears?)
Several words, actually... abomination, one-piece, a houck of phlegm marring the face of decency, are of those are good choices."-Kathryn J. Blair

"Land of Hot Water? It obviously doesn't live up to it's name, or Jiraiya wouldn't have had to install that heating seal."-Kathryn J. Blair

"I didn't like this one much. I wonder if that's because you're better at inter-connected drabbles or if it's because I don't really like Vampire Knight (Guilty) in the first place."-Kathryn J. Blair

"What about Aizen having been Onigumo in life? Just flesh that one idea out and you've got yourself a plot. Besides, your drabble stories are better than your full-fledged plot-injected fics anyways."-Kathryn J. Blair

"It'd be hella funny if the original Uchiha fan club pins had little sensors built-in to alert the fan girls of the arrival of their idols (funny, but not practical considering the average Uchiha profession) and Naruto had his out when "Tobi" showed up."-Kathryn J. Blair

"Someone worthy of the his summoning contract, huh? I'd say Hinata would be a good choice; not only does it suit her skills and her personality ensure Pakkun and the others were in good hands, she has always respected Naruto."-Kathryn J. Blair

"It DEFINITELY an A, if not an S! I mean, they're fighting a guy who went missing-nin after attempting to kill a Jinchuriki Kage! Granted, he failed, but he still got away with all body parts attached. Surely the Hokage could spare a few ANBU instead of sending a genin team after he decided the mission was too dangerous for the first one. Ensuring the safety of the village Jinchuriki HAS to rate AT LEAST squad, especially after witnessing him using the Kyuubi's chakra. Hell, Jiraiya's in town and Naruto's his damn godson!"-Kathryn J. Blair

" "How does one clean sand?" I'm sure there's a way, and wouldn't a sand rat know the answer better than a leaf monkey?"-Kathryn J. Blair

"Naruto is such a masochist."-Kathryn J. Blair

"The reason Gaara had such respect for Naruto is because he always worked towards having a better future... there's not way he'd agree with Naruto just giving up."-Kathryn J. Blair

"Why didn't Sasuke just say he knew that Shisui had the Sharingan by his reputation as 'Shisui no Shunsui'? Even if you ignore the fact Sasuke MUST have met him at some point because the guy is (or perhaps WAS) the best friend of his brother that he practically worshipped, Shisui was supposed to be hot stuff in the Uchiha Clan. Supposedly, he was a real prodigy in his own right, despite being over-shadowed by Itachi."-Kathryn J. Blair

"I don't see how even the civilians could just IGNORE the fact that 'the last Uchiha' freaking DEFECTED to the guy that killed their previous Hokage not even the month before."-Kathryn J. Blair

"No one commented on Yamato's absence because, for all intents, no one cared about his part."-Kathryn J. Blair

"No way this is a C-mission, there are confirmed dead fighters, quality not withstanding. Definitely a B with possibility of rising."-Kathryn J. Blair

"One of my favorite plot-lines was 'character goes over to the dark side, friends try to get character, character comes back one season later with a de-villainated cookie or two' ...Then I watched Naruto."-Kathryn J. Blair

"Lelouch is not a pervert, he's just not gay. Millie on the other hand..."-Kathryn J. Blair

"It wasn't so much an idea to play Jenga using a Gillian as is was an attempt to see if Ichigo made a good lumberjack."-Kathryn J. Blair

"Six captains and nine lieutenants? Bit overkill, don't you think? Not to mention completely obliterates the point of power limiters."-Kathryn J. Blair

"After all this time, it still baffles me a bit... 50% is a failing grade in America, let alone Japanese education standards."-Kathryn J. Blair

"How dare you call Kurama a sidekick!"-Kathryn J. Blair

"Troublesome. And by 'troublesome', I mean you're a huge bitch."-Kathryn J. Blair

"Hey, if Ichigo shattered Kyouka Suigetsu then inserted a piece inside himself, would he become immune?"-Kathryn J. Blair

"Lelouch is more than competent, he's Vegas-at-night brilliant."-Kathryn J. Blair

"About the shop being "multiple millennia old"... doesn't it seem odd that the Ollivander surname survived all that time? Even if every single generation had someone willing to continue the family business, you'd think at least one of the would be a woman who changed her name to her husbands'."-Kathryn J. Blair

"Tim didn't die, the Joker did. Tim was tortured and ended up killing the bastard, but he's alive with a family and has a nine-to-five job installing satellites."-Kathryn J. Blair

"I'm a DC fan at heart, but I must say this for Marvel: they don't let their overpowered lunk-head lead the Avengers."-Kathryn J. Blair

Me: "Who the hell is that guy?"
Mom: "He's from Queer Eye For The Straight Guy."
Me: "Could he be any gayer?"
Mom: "No."
Me: "Well, I guess he could carry around a Pomeranian."


"I'm sorry for not being a regular reviewer... But other than the fact that I just started reading this particular story (after you've already posted 25 chapters) last night then falling asleep for at least five hours before reading the twenty-second chapter, there's actually a good reason. I tend not to review often if I intend to reread something a lot since you can review each chapter only ONCE. I do that even more so with comedies."-Kathryn J. Blair

"I tend not to review often if I intend to reread something a lot since you can review each chapter only ONCE. I do that even more so with comedies."-Kathryn J. Blair

"Personally, I prefer you not start another story on the side if it slows down this one- but if you don't, it'll probably nag the back of your mind when writing. I say go for it, just don't neglect this any."-Kathryn J. Blair

"If you're over your writer's block, why haven't you updated in almost a year?"-Kathryn J. Blair

"It only took six chapters for a village of professional shinobi to find one small child through complete accident."-Kathryn J. Blair

"Please post more of this~ *does the kitty-Kat look, complete with moist eyes*"-Kathryn J. Blair

"You're so awesome, I love you! *throws gummy bears in CherryNeko's direction like confetti*"-Kathryn J. Blair

""Well a humanoid demon isn't exactly every fan girl's dream" my ass!"-Kathryn J. Blair

"Superman's not retarded, just a bonehead."-Kathryn J. Blair

"Why is Superman so popular? He's boring in every way. The tights-wearing bat that creeps around in dark alleys is who kids should look up to."-Kathryn J. Blair

"The fact that I got so worked up about a wrecked statue in a Marvel- sorry, DC- cartoon tells you either I have layers upon layers of issues, or that those chimichangas finally decided on their revenge. And since I don't remember the last time I actually ate a chimichanga, the layered issues is the safest bet."-Kathryn J. Blair

"Where do all these super-villain lunatics find their minions?"-Kathryn J. Blair

"Only in Gotham do Halloween masks announce that you should fear any freak that wears them."-Kathryn J. Blair

"Thank kittens for TVio and the rewind button."-Kathryn J. Blair

"Villains are SUPPOSED to have issues, whether they're comic relief or hard-core."-Kathryn J. Blair

"After all this time, it still baffles me a bit... 50% is a failing grade in America, let alone Japanese education standards."-Kathryn J. Blair

"Mind fixing this chapter? I skipped chapter 11 because of the failed format, but this one has plot."-Kathryn J. Blair

"For the Onmitsukido battles, I just have one thing to say: WTF? What kind of assassin waits for, or even TELLS, their opponent to power-up? Besides, it's not like there wouldn't be more coming."-Kathryn J. Blair

"So does the little wand girl have a name, or should we just call her Wanda by default?"-Kathryn J. Blair

"Wow, a story that's ten years in the making. Now THAT'S dedication."-Kathryn J. Blair

"Very potent writing - you made me cry so much I got a headache. You suck... *sniff*

"Lemon drops are to Dumbledore as ramen is to Naruto. I actually once saw him referred to as the Dark-Lord-of-Lemon-Drops."-Kathryn J. Blair

"Hey, if Ichigo shattered Kyouka Suigetsu then inserted a piece inside himself, would he become immune?"-Kathryn J. Blair

"I'm surprised Ichigo didn't try to claim Chad could go to Hogwarts as a part-magical creature. He definitely has to have Giant blood."-Kathryn J. Blair

"I think the reason Ukitake and Kyoraku were more squicked about Rukia's execution than the Quincy genocide is because the Quincy were humans, and just where do dead humans go? If they've been in the Soul Society for around thousand years, they probably don't see that much of a problem as, say, Hitsugaya would. The destruction of a innocent subordinate's soul would be more likely to rile the two of them than adding another trip through the cycle."-Kathryn J. Blair

"The Soul Society may not be thorough with genocide, but they get closer each try."-Kathryn J. Blair

"The whole Kira and Cagalli being twins thing was total bullshit anyways. Kira was grown in an artificial womb for crying out loud!"-Kathryn J. Blair

"Lisa wears a schoolgirl uniform and Hiyori wears pink. Shinji pierces his tongue, Kaien runs his dumb ass through on the zanpakuto of an unseated officer, the division in charge of the Seireitei newspaper is run by a blind man, and Byakuya Kuchiki marries a woman from outer Rukongai."-Kathryn J. Blair

"Harry's proof for Voldemort's resurrection was Cedric's body, but the only thing anyone knew for sure was that Harry left with Cedric and returned with his corpse."-Kathryn J. Blair

"I've always thought that doing the Great Geass Revelation on the train was an action of sheer stupidity."-Kathryn J. Blair

"Why would I ditch the story just because it's no longer generic?"-Kathryn J. Blair

"It's not just this series; ALL fans like to make fun at characters' expense, period."-Kathryn J. Blair

"Is Voldemort's Animagus form a cockroach?"-Kathryn J. Blair

"The characters from Harry Potter are highly under-developed. You only need the barest bones of their character and the rest is up to you. I think that might be part of the appeal to fan fic writers."-Kathryn J. Blair

"Ranma's just not Ranma's without at very least three of these four things: his pigtail (despite that being a mislabel), a gender-changing curse, a spectacularly dangerous cat-phobia, and above all else, Martial Arts with special techniques."-Kathryn J. Blair

"Lelouch never hated violence, per say, he just hated physical violence. Not surprising for a frail child."-Kathryn J. Blair


Saphroneth: "Why is it that ancient civilizations always seal away their weapons of mass destruction so insecurely that a random bloke touching it is enough to trigger its' release? Modern equivalents don't detonate if you drop them, set fire to them, shoot them, crush them, pretty much anything. They're made that way."
Me: "A better question is, why didn't they USE the weapons? Maybe if they did, their civilization would still be around."


"Not looking at his hand while CUTTING OFF PART OF HIS OWN ARM doesn't make Wormtail a squeamish little girl. That was Wormtail's single moment of bad ass-ery. Looking away may not have been very well thought-out, but not the move of a sissy."-Kathryn J. Blair

"A concentrated blast of raw power to the head probably WOULD affect Vlad's mind. I've never thought of it that way."-Kathryn J. Blair

"People always seem to subconsciously underestimate Snape's intelligence for some reason. I personally think he's as smart as Dumbledore and more perceptive to boot. Aside from when he's being blinded by old grudges of course. Can't really blame him though."-Kathryn J. Blair

"Seriously, Sirius tried to ensure one student killed another student and endangered the life of a third. Dumbledore should have expelled him on the spot."-Kathryn J. Blair

"How did I miss THAT? I never made the connection that the dead assholes from the warehouse would have had Nightmares. I always just assumed he pulled the same stunt as with Viletta with a squad or something along those lines."-Kathryn J. Blair

"What does the fox say? Yip! Foxes bark like small dogs, only way less annoying because none of them got into some speed before breeding."-Kathryn J. Blair

"What is it people have against the Bount arc? I thought the it was pretty good, it even worked into canon. Seriously, why do people complain about it considering some of the crappy arcs- namely, the Zanpakuto Arc and Amagai Arc."-Kathryn J. Blair

"I don't think anyone will blame you for dragging out a fight just a little- it's DBZ, I'll straight up thank you!"-Kathryn J. Blair

"I'm more inclined to believe the reason Mitsuo Fukuda made Kira and Cagalli siblings is because he forgot to do that little Gundam tradition (but at least he remembered the masked villain) and had to stick it there last minute. Given Kira's origins, only Kishimoto would consider a Natural twin a plausible plot point, and SEED is not Naruto."-Kathryn J. Blair

"Ichigo could have Urahara spike Ukitake's medicine with his reiatsu so if his combat pass was ever used to incapacitate him it would shut down Ukitake's lungs. He wouldn't have to worry about the two old captains telling anyone about his family then."-Kathryn J. Blair

"So... many... spelling errors... If you ever fix this, let me know. I'm done here."-Kathryn J. Blair

"Harry could just make some port keys that leads back to inside the Shrieking Shack and hand them out before the third task."-Kathryn J. Blair

"Ranma's just not Ranma's without at very least three of these four things: his pigtail (despite that being a mislabel), a gender-changing curse, a spectacularly dangerous cat-phobia, and above all else, Martial Arts with special techniques."-Kathryn J. Blair

"If all else fails, you can get Goku's help and offer toast as a reward; a good deed AND food, how could he resist?"-Kathryn J. Blair

"Grammar NAZIs shouldn't hide behind 'Guest' status."-Kathryn J. Blair

"How did I miss THAT? I never made the connection that the dead assholes from the warehouse would have had Nightmares. I always just assumed he pulled the same stunt as with Viletta with a squad or something along those lines."-Kathryn J. Blair

"In the upper atmosphere? I had always wondered about that one. That, and Vegeta destroying the bug planet."-Kathryn J. Blair

"Well, technically Ed's arm IS powered by electricity. The automail is attached directly to his nerves and responds to his synapses."-Kathryn J. Blair

"So, did you have a specific song in mind for the ear-wig when you wrote this, or were you spouting shallow words?"-Kathryn J. Blair

"So Ichigo's just gonna tell everyone and their mother that he's from a future. There hasn't been a chapter he hasn't told others he was a time traveler since he started in chapter 1."-Kathryn J. Blair

"Who's the OC you put in the character category? I don't see any, so if they don't become important later, I suggest removing it; whenever I search for a fic I always filter out the stories with OCs in the description."-Kathryn J. Blair

"You'd think someone as highly-recommended and experienced as Madame Malkin would be GOOD at her job."-Kathryn J. Blair

"You don't actually listen to the lyrics, do you? You're Gonna Go Far Kid is more suited for someone like Light Yagami than Toshiro Hitsugaya - Lelouch vi Britannia is the best choice, but Light illustrates my point better.

"It seems me that releasing Hollow Bait was a cry for help that stems from lack of fatherly guidance and can only be fixed by receiving great attention from male relative. Take Uryuu to Isshin."-Kathryn J. Blair

"Someone previously trusted Hichigo with a chainsaw?"-Kathryn J. Blair

"The sad thing is that this is a better ending than the original, despite that nearly every main character from Seed died except for a possibly megalomaniacal Lacus. Just goes to show JUST how bad Destiny was."-Kathryn J. Blair

"I've always had a biting wit... coming up with new material is hard for a smart-ass who talks as much as I did. If Yusuke Urameshi were real, I'd call him a visionary. Writers are a wonderful thing."-Kathryn J. Blair

Anti-Tobacco Campaign Commercial Jingle

Takes Place: In a cigarette factory
Sung By: The factory workers

Tune:

Lyrics:
"Doddy-Doddy-Da-Dodda-Day,
La-Dod-la-A-Lada-ay;"
"We work to make fine cancer

sticks for all every single day."

"And if you die before you're old,

Who cares? We all gotta die some time anyway."
"We work to make fine cancer
sticks for all every single day."

"La-Dod-la-A-Lada-ay..."

Ends With/By: A pissed-off staff manager yelling a very harsh "Hey! Get back to work, you slobs!"

DTV 'Poems with Hiei' Haikus

Hiei: "This is a haiku for the DTV network heads:
Return Poems with
Hiei to air or know meat
shield sodomy."

Kuwabara: "I'M NOT GAY!"

Philosophy/Comparisons/Thoughts/stuff along that line

Ignorance is bliss, because knowledge makes you aware. With awareness, eventually comes understanding. Understanding rapidly progresses into realization, and you realize about what you see, instead of just watching blindly. If at this point you still retain some dim amount of optimism, you see everything retrospectively as a cynic... This is why there are many cynics and few realists. Yet, though intelligence brings so much depression, few of the wise would ever trade it back for the stupidity and ignorance they once had in bliss.
That is an unavoidable truth that I know. That is the conclusion almost everyone who reflects upon life, knowledge, or truth eventually reaches.
But that truth, is just like any other truths.... and the truth is not right, just, and good. However, neither is it wrong, immoral, and evil. It's just... there.
Many writers and philosopher say this. We can see the base and it's reasons, the cause and effects, and even the eventually outcome. We often break it down, bit by bit, to the smallest level. But when doing it, we concentrate on the thing first asked about or the example given. Or we use human notions to color the very purpose of discoloring it at all. But, when concentrating only on the truth itself, the complete impartiality and utter uncaring of what's what, one can see that truth is just an existing concept.
Once you realize that, you may start to realize no concept is a truth at all.
But to rightly fulfill any concept, there must be a matching truth behind all thoughts put into the link connecting personal human thoughts and a somehow consistent concept.

As a child, I was kicked out of several elementry schools, until the county decided to saddle me in a private school filled with idiots. And two-thirds of the school was filled with the border-line clinically retarded, of varying degrees. And the existence of self-control never occurred to these idiots, and I was a smart-mouthed hothead at the time. And nothing pisses me off more than having to put up with extended stupidity. Nine years later, as I was finally transitioning out of that school- which the was more than four times later than I was SUPPOSED TO leave- my parents made the decision to sent me away to a group home filled with slightly smarter idiots who knew of self-control, but seemed to decide it was a waste of their oh-so valuable time.

Evelyn, the youngest daughter of the woman my recently divorced dad is dating, clearly has something ranging in the autistic spectrum. I feel I should tell my predictions for her straight up. After all, I am an usually vocal and intellegent autistic myself, and I feel that my guesses will be right on the money someday. First my predictions reguarding her schooling; I predict she will excell greatly in either art or music. As for the more academic subjects, I'd say it would be a safe bet that she will have a tough time passing math class at all, and most likely won't fair too well in history or english like I did either. Science, however, she might be good at in specialized areas, most likely marine biology or some other animal-related or maybe something botanical. That is a bit of a haphazard guess, but it will most probably beat her other academic subjects at least. I guess I'll just wait about three or four years and see if I hit the mark with these predictions. Either way, I know she is kindred soul in the early stages. Unfortunately, I can see her childhood will be lonely, with few friends. I hope with all my being that those few friends will be TRUE friends... a single one of those is better a swarm anyways.

If you could live forever, it would quickly become a curse for ANYONE. So many people say things like; "I wish I could live forever" or "I wanna to become immortal", but do they even think about how they feel about it? Few do. Most just say it because it has such a popular fantasy. And almost all the rest never think really about it before they voice this desire.
In my personal opinion, life generally sucks. That being said, how could anyone stand to live for so-called eternity? Time would pass, leaving everyone and everything you know would be left behind. Your memories of them would fade... becoming so vague they might have well never been at all.
Would you age? How would you hide your longitivity from the government, the public, the whole human race? Would you just become a hermit, and retreat into a secluded area withno one to talk to and probably- if any- modern techology? What's the point in that?
What would happen if your body were sliced in two? You wouldn't die, so what would you do? And what would happen if your whole body was burnt into ashes? What about when the very Earth is eventually blown up by some man-made disaster?
But how would you know? Have you ever lived for eternity before? Something like that is a depressing thought that should not have to be reflected upon.

If America loses it's grip on being the biggest world power, we're thoroughly screwed. And that is a major concern right now, since China is rising in rank, while we're suffering a major economic crisis. If America's power goes, so will we. Let's face it, nobody else likes us. Hell, a whole breed of midouy, the dust of life, were created in Vietnam when we pulled out. And everyone in charge knew we had basically no chance at winning there. They knew that the soldiers being sent there were like cows to a slaughter. It would have taken a true miracle for anything else to happen. We tried to make our own miracle, though through immorale means- but life isn't fair and just, and hard choices were made. The only just part of life is the part to just try, no matter what. That's why I hate life, by the way.
One of the smarter funds to cut back on is Social Security- at least from a political and and eventually historical view. I, myself, would not survive well, if at all, if that were to happen. But that is the best course of action, if you put aside morals.
Three thousand years from now, assuming a nuclear holocaust or something like that does not occurs, no one will care if we set aside our morals, as long as we survived. When people look back on ancient wars, they see the outcome, not the morals of long-dead people. Hell, the human race isn't even a second in the history of our own planet!
Then again, morals can be seen through the current appalment at recent history, like World War II. Looking at Hitler's base plan from a purely scientific view, it was a great idea. I won't say brilliant, since everyone with any sort of intelligence has had the odd thought of strengthening human genes through selective mating. Humans are sentinent beings, true, but we all agree we're mammals, right? Then there is no way you can deny we are a type of animal. Breeding animals to increase chances of intelligence, physical strengths, and survival has been a practice since Ancient Egypt, and probably far beyond- but the before Egypt is a only a vague amount of knowledge for me. No, I do not codone Hitler's actions when I say this. But, I will say this: if humans continue in this self-destructive manner, similiar measures will eventually be taken so our species can survive.

I live in California's Bay Area (not that that's all that informative, seeing as that makes up something like a sixth of the second biggest state in the USA) so there's a lot of cities that are prime locations for such things. Hell, San Fransico is barely more than two hours away from San Jose- by car! I don't remember ever riding a bullet train before, but just think of how little time that would take! Seriously, there are so many famous cities clumped together that I can't think of in the USA anywhere else that could compete! From Palo Alto, which holds the very best Ivy League University (though Yale constantly challenges them for the title and sometimes comes out on top- at least Harvard is securely in third place), to San Jose, to San Fransico, San Mateo. And the countless other San cities.

I can't count the times my parents have said "Your safety comes first, even before your happiness" when I ask why they did something that ended up with me wanting to die- and often trying. Aside from that very point, I suppose they say that to convince themselves. After all, when I was a child, they sent me to the desert to spend the summer with a pedophile, one my mother knew about from personal experience. Not that they told me about it- no warning at all.
And the entire time, I couldn't figure out why he terrified me. Something about him scared me every single time I saw him, but I didn't know why and would always end up ignoring my fear once he left... because I truly believed it was more impossible than flying turtles that my parents would make me spend my summer vacation with my mother's father if he was dangerous.
I wonder, was it revenge? Was it because they both had hard childhoods because of things they couldn't help, while the only reason mine was tough because something's wrong with my brain? Because it's no one's fault but my own that my life is difficult? Because they worked so hard and did everything they could to make my life a good one but I didn't and was ungrateful and made things worse and worse?

I've been feeling bad about telling people online anything that can be considered insulting recently, which is weird because I was always a very in-your-face, say-what-I-think, just-don't-give-a-damn kind of person before I became a hermit. Although I guess it makes sense in the long run. The beauty of IM is that you can close the window if you don't want to deal with the person anymore, but it goes both ways. If you insult someone, they might leave so it's natural to fear insulting others if you only talk to people online, even if it's not a constant.
It's kind of weird that my social skills are better now than when I was around others. On second thought, that's not weird at all- I don't have to put up with their BS. It still seems like it should be weird though.

YouTube Commentaries

Lanipator=-UNDER Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report Abridged Part 3:
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"I absolutely LOVE, LOVE, LUV all of Lanipator's Yu Yu Hakusho abridged works, but this is the best of them all!"
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"I swear to ass I'm gonna kick your god."
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You know, when analyzing my thoughts towards what makes which quotes my favorites (yes, I have that much time on my hands), I couldn't pin-point the exact reason this particular one tickled my fancy so much. But it's comforting to know I'm not alone in my opinion... or maybe it's depressing to see that I just have the same thoughts as everybody else. Whatever.

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ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"Okay, so the Kuroune imposter is run through with a bunch of bamboo blades, then all of a sudden comes a delayed explosion? I love anime logic!"

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Lanipator=- UNDER Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report Abridged Part 4:
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"That was the worst name I've heard someone be called! And since I've officially been in the system since second grade, been to two group homes, and at least five mental hospitals, that's saying something. But... A FILLER VILLIAN!!! That's just too cruel!"

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ME (freakishpurrrfection):
" "I'm not gonna lose!"-Yusuke ... He did, however, manage to lose his shirt. "
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Lanipator=- UNDER Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged Parody Episode 16:
live2laf =
anyone know where i can watch yu yu hakusho fo free?
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"Sure. I have two playlists in my arsonel that have it all, and the specials and second movie."
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Lanipator=- UNDER Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged Parody Episode 16:
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"I LOVE Lanipator... that's what makes this video so disappointing. I mean, it's half the abridged time, barely above average in quality, and took about a whole f***ing year to come out! What has happening to your creative genius, Lani?!"

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Lightren =
"hes been working on dbz abridged is a good place to start and he does have a life im sure"
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masaruten =
give the guy a break, it was pretty damn funny and Kuwabara got his time to shine...even if it was a quick-draw...

Kuwabara: SHUT THE HELL UP!!!
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ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"Hey, I'm not ragging on him. I'm just disappointed because this isn't up to his usual brilliant works."
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Lanipator=- UNDER Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged Parody Episode 16:
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"I never would have thought Kuwabara could foil Kurama"
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Lanipator=- UNDER Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged Parody Episode 16:
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"You know, it would have been a lot easier for Kuwabara to drop those beast over the side of the roof all at once than to make his weird doughnut."
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Lanipator=- UNDER Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged Parody Episode 16:

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Lanipator =
Kuwabara is my favorite character :/
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ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"No way! I would have thought you were a Yusuke, Hiei, or Neighborhood Watch Committee person- at least for your abridge here."
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Lanipator=- UNDER Lanipator's War Council:
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"I agree with Yusuke, Lani doesn't look good in that suit. A shame, since I find him pretty cute."
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Lanipator=- UNDER Lanipator's Answers 1:
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"You admitted you forgot the Neighborhood Watch Committee, I got that... But how could you have forgotten at all?! I could list many reasons why that is such an obvious voice, but I'll pass out of respect."
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Lanipator=- UNDER Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged Parody Remastered Episode 1:
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"There are only three good new jokes, one of which is a single line, and Lanipator rushes through the old ones like he's a horse that can't wait to get out of running in circles at the Kentucky Derby."
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MrChickenCake =
"I like the new opening cus you don't have to censor it and It's one of my favorite japanese songs."

ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"He didn't HAVE TO censor it the first time- it was just a hell of a lot funnier that way."
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XXStarlightWolfXX=- UNDER Anti-KuramaxHiei Rant:
ME (freakishpurrrfection): =
Finally, someone gets it!The only big problem that could possibly rival the fruitless Kurama and Hiei AS FRIENDS image searches in stupidity is when I start talking about Kurama and people start teasing that he's gay. I mean, it's not funny! It wasn't funny the first time, and it's sure as hell not funny in 2008!
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mizukei =
Not really. I've run across so many who jump with "proof" from the series of them as more than friends when I comment on a detail off in something they wrote (I admit I've humored a couple people in reading it before, before it was too full-blown craze.) Even if the proof is all in how you watch the scene. Fans see what they want and how, and very few can realize what they see might not actually be what's there....
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ME (freakishpurrrfection):
That merits truth, mizukei. There's so much reading between the lines for any proof that they're NOT gay. On the other hand, the same can be said for Hiei and Kurama being hot for each in the first place

lockedcomplex:
Okay, they are not lovers if you are a homophobic American. THat is why they make Sailor Uranus and Sailor Neptune Cusians and not Lovers. In the Japanese Version they are lovers, In American, they change everything. One reason alot of Gay or Lesbian coupleds they change the boyish one, or the girlish one to a boy or a girl. Ziosite of Sailor moon is a BOY! Not a girl. American's fucked with that too.

freakishpurrrfection:
Actually, that's wrong. It's true that Uranus and Neptune were originally lesbian lovers, but the whole Hiei & Kurama thing was a total fan make. There was an interview with YYH's creator where the reporter asked about it. Togashi replied that he did not create Kurama or Hiei with the intent for either to be gay.

And Zoisite was made a girl for both animes, English AND Japanese. But I agree that Zoisite should have stayed male in anime.

HydraxSly202:
Really? There was an interview? Can you link it please? Ty!

freakishpurrrfection:
No can do... I actually heard about it from a friend, as well as some other parts of the interview I've completely forgotten by now. But it should be easy. Just type in 'Yoshihiro Togashi' and add 'interview' after that. My friend couldn't speak japanese, so only try sites in English... although I know that doesn't narrow it down much. Also, if any Sailor Moon sites show up in the search, there should be something important or obsure there since the guy is married to Naoko Takeuchi.
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Megami33=- UNDER SMA Series Episode 2:
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"I'm betting the SMA crew didn't know this, but Tuxedo Mask actually DID know ventriloquism. At least in the manga, anyways."
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Megami33=- UNDER Megami33's Updates 2:
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"Where do we send our suggestions?
By the way, when you say 'Season 2' are you refering to the anime only season with the Doom Tree Saga, or the ACTUAL second season, the Black Moon segment of R?"
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ryjacard=- UNDER Why I HATE "Reflections":
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"If Kenshin had a disease, why the hell would he take a wartime medical position? Truly retarded."
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ryjacork=-UNDER RKA LIVES!:
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"Um, it was taken down again."
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FanOfBats=- UNDER A Riddle A Day Keeps The Riddler Away Part 3:
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"It was so OBVIOUS Batman was freezing his ass off in that one scene, but Robin, who was wearing less, toke it like a man. Tells you something about their dedication levels."
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FanOfBats=- UNDER Batman Is Riled:
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"The actor playing Batman about as bad as William Shatner. Robin's not very bad for an actor of that era, though."
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snellekszbj=- UNDER Batman Forever Movie Part 6:
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"I haven't watched this movie yet... and I not even half-way through this video, either. BUT, it took me around four or five seconds to make the connection between chess pawns, clocks, and matches. Hell, it's taking long to type this than answer that riddle. It's sooo OBVIOUS: Game, Set, Match. I mean, please, the hardest riddle I've hit so was the match one- and that was pretty damn easy."
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STanimatedseries=-UNDER The Demon Reborn 3 3:
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"How would Super man know his powers would revert instead of staying stuck inside Raj?"
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STanimatedseries=-UNDER Mxyzpixilated 1 2:
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"The fact that I got so worked up about a wrecked statue in a Marvel- sorry, DC- cartoon tells you either I have layers upon layers of issues, or that those chimichangas finally decided on their revenge. And since I don't remember the last time I actually ate a chimichanga, the layered issues is the safest bet."

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Daniel4646 =
Hey, be happy that this happens habitually only in cartoons - or else insurances would weep.
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STanimatedseries=-UNDER World's Finest 3 6:
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"Why didn't Batman just throw the krpytonite outside the room before the door closed?"
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STanimatedseries=-UNDER World's Finest 4 6:
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"You aren't supposed to make the weights clink. I know basically nothing about weight machines, and even I know that! Bruce Wayne would too, if this were in one of the Batman series instead of the Superman series where they feature a masochistic bonehead."
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BatmanGMBH=-UNDER Batman S1 E10 Part1/4:
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"Only in Gotham do Halloween masks announce that you should fear any freak that wears them."
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=-UNDER 1 Lifestyles of the Rich and Batty 3/3:
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"This is pathetic... Man-Bat actually crashes because Batman covers his eyes?! The whole reason bats even have sonar in the first place is because they are freaking BLIND!!"
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riolyShadow=-UNDER B B Eps12 (1/3):
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"Actually, if you watch the last episode of Justice League Unlimited, Prolouge, you find out Terry IS Bruce Wayne's son."

wakoink:
i thought the episode was called "epilouge"

ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"Oops. I know that's what's it's called. Where was my mind when I wrote that title?"
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riolylimited=- UNDER JL S1 Eps15 (2/2):
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"Jean got infected, huh? I can't not say; "I told you so!" And I did, too- at the screen. I mean, c'mon, his a shapeshifter- he could turn into a woman at any time! Or maybe a genderless animal, though I'll admit the only genderless creature with opossible thumbs I can think of is, embarassingly enough, a Namek."
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riolylimited=- UNDER JL S1 Eps18 (2/2):
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"Batman isn't the only one with no powers. Hawkgirl's abilities come purely from her body's physiology, and Green Lantern's powers derive directly from an item, not him. Though I suppose you could call Green Lantern's control over the to come to him and understand what he says as power."
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riolylimited=- UNDER JL S1 Eps18 (2/2):
soulofducky =
no, an electricity accident won't make anything faster, in fact it might even paralyze someone. Flash's ability has to be a superpower, because not only is he fast, he has to be durable. If a normal person was moving anywhere near the speed the flash was going, the friction would peel the flesh off his bones.
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"You're working under the assumption that logic comes into play. He WAS in an accident. Ask around. Even the first Smallville episode he showed up in talked about it. But I'll concede that it is not TOO much of a stretch to call it a superpower."
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WalleyFlash10=-UNDER The Flash and the Justice League Flash and Substance Part 1:
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"Flash is usually underestimated, when compared to the other Justice League founding members. I mean he's out-smarted Grodd, single-handedly took down Brainiac, and even more impressive, out-witted the hard(er)-core Justice Lord Batman"
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AackoSWK=- UNDER Teen Titans - ep 50 - The End I (part 2):
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"OF COURSE Robin's metal sticks can dust the fire demons. That's only logical, after all."
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FUNimation=-UNDER Suzuka - 8 - Distance:
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"A scientology commercial? What kind of group calls themselves a religion then puts up commercials for converts?"
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FUNimation=-UNDER Suzuka - 19 - Break Up:
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"This is like an anime Degrassi. I would say soap opera, but there doesn't seem to be anyone with amnesia."
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FUNimation=-UNDER Ouran HSHC - 2 - The Job of a High School Host!:
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"Haruhi's beyond too well-adjusted... Indifferent is pretty much what she is at this point."
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FUNimation=-UNDER Ouran HSHC - 3 - Beware the Physical Exam!:
ME (freakishpurrrfection):

fergiefan659: I've just realized that Vic Mignona is the voice actor for Takami and Edward in Fullmetal Alchemist. He does a good job for both characters.

Me: "Yeah, he also plays Phi from the Tubasa Chronicles. But Phi doesn't sound that different from Tamaki, so it's easier to tell."
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jHavhAnice28=-UNDER Gundam Seed ep50-3:
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"It really amazes me, that for all the explosions when the Freedom blew up, there wasn't a single rip in Kira's spacesuit or a crack in his helmet."
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1SoulLost=-UNDER G Gundam 1 [3\3] Eng Dub[HQ]:
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"I remember when G Gundam first came out on Toonami. I loved this episode, which seemed so promising, but HATED the show as it progressed. But looking back, if you take the episodes one at a time, they are kinda like semi-decent fillers."
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1SoulLost=-UNDER G Gundam 9 [1\3] Eng Dub[HQ]:
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"CHAP-MAN? In England? How cliche."
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Extremelyfire2009=-UNDER G Gundam Episode 34 Part 3/3:
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"Didn't Domoun have to fight the other four eventually anyways?"
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Extremelyfire2009=-UNDER G Gundam Episode 35 Part 2/3:
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"Chibadee thinks purely like a boxer. Domoun'll win if he aims for the legs, no sweat."
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Extremelyfire2009=-UNDER G Gundam Episode 36 Part 2/3:
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
""Begin at sunrise"? Sunrise is a gradual process that takes hours... why don't ANY animes, or cartoons for that matter, get that fact?"
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Extremelyfire2009=-UNDER G Gundam Episode 37 Part 3/3:
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"MISTER Emperor? Puh-lease. And what kind of Chinese Emperor isn't Chinese?!"
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Extremelyfire2009=-UNDER G Gundam Episode 46 Part 3/3:
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"How the hell did that horse end up in his cockpit?"
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lumi29star=-UNDER Yu Gi Oh 35 (2/2) English Version:
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"Rat on a stick! Rat on a stick!"
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lumi29star=-UNDER Yu Gi Oh 43 (1/2) English Version:
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"These people are all completely retarded. Kaiba fires his entire board for trying to off him and his brother. Then, without charging them for murder, or even evicting them from the goddamn building, he goes, "I'm gonna go try out an brand new and untested technology that seperates my mind from my body. And just for kicks, I want even look it over first, even though I know that the guys that have already tried to kill me have tampered with it!""
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lumi29star=-UNDER Yu Gi Oh 43 (2/2) English Version:
existentialism1:
"I don't get one thing...haven't Joey dueled Zombie monsters before?? Then how come Joey is acting like he's never seen it before? Kind of wierd O.O "
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"It's just a fear thing."
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lumi29star=-UNDER Yu Gi Oh 44 (1/2) English Version:
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"How is that barricade holding? It's a sliding door!"
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ME (freakishpurrrfection):
""We'll never get past that!"
Speak for yourself. I can just fast-forward."
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100greenbottles:
"How coinsidental is it that every duel they do is a replica of one they did in real life. Seto could not have knowed what all their duels were like."
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"True. Too many factors than could possibly be accounted for. That's why anime is short of logic- it's fiction, so there's absolutely no way to cover ALL the angles."
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lumi29star=-UNDER Yu Gi Oh 65 (2/2) English Version:
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"Couldn't Yami have used a De-Spell card when he was still in the cage?"
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lumi29star=-UNDER Yu Gi Oh 86 (2/2) English Version:
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"Hair don't is right. 'Cause he don't have no hair... I hate slang though."
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lumi29star=-UNDER Yu Gi Oh 102 (1/2) English Version:
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"If they inform her she's in a dream, does that count as breaking the fourth wall?"
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lumi29star=-UNDER Yu Gi Oh 102 (2/2) English Version:
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"A duck is a water creature, so wouldn't being a sitting duck give her a power bonus? *little lol*"
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ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"'Fly the coup'? Everyone knows penguins can't fly."
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ME (freakishpurrrfection):
""You should really dress more appropriately for the weather, dear."
Since she just came out of a desert, I think her outfit makes some sense- besides the fact that she dressed without deserts or glaciers in mind AND that the results from hot to cold didn't kill or even hurt her from shock."
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ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"Of course that fire didn't melt the iceberg holding Taya above the icy water."
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lumi29star=-UNDER Yu Gi Oh 103 (2/2) English Version:
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"Birdie popcicle!"
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lumi29star=-UNDER Yu Gi Oh 104 (1/2) English Version:
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"Contempt in court? It's obvious he has nothing BUT contempt for the court!"
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lumi29star=-UNDER Yu Gi Oh 106 (2/2) English Version:
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"Man, I hate the Big 5! They don't even deserve to be called ONE dimensional characters!"

EffAche:
"haha, did the totally great penguin backstory do nothing for you?"

Me:
"Wait, that counted as a backstory?"
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lumi29star=-UNDER Yu Gi Oh 108 (1/2) English Version:
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"Mokuba's only purpose is being a constant hostage."
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lumi29star=-UNDER Yu Gi Oh 109 (1/2) English Version:
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
""Betraying the Big 5"? Didn't they try to kill him already? Twice?"
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lumi29star=-UNDER Yu Gi Oh 110 (2/2) English Version:
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
""Didn't expect that from a penguin, did ya?"
Not really, no."
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blanketstatements:
"Okay, so Noah is older or as old as Seto. At least, he's supposed to be. Also, WHY DO THEY KEEP SAYING STEP-FATHER?! They were ADOPTED! Step- and Adopted- are two different terms."

ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"Maybe because there is no word for a father through an adoption?"

freemovies411:
"Not even in French. (Sorry; we were learning it in class.)"
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lumi29star=-UNDER Yu Gi Oh 113 (2/2) English Version:
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
""Now there's no way they can stop the Big 5's dragon!"
Even if that's true, they'll still win for three reasons: They are main characters, Yami- which technically makes three players, by the way- never loses, and they are the good guys in a 4Kids cartoon."

PlutoTheSecond:
"Well, he almost never loses, but under normal conditions he would never lose. He's lost three times by my count:
1. Kaiba (he stopped his attack because Kaiba put himself at risk)
2. Rebecca (he surrendered)
3. Rafael (his mind was affected by the Seal of Orichalcos)"

Me:
"Don't forget 4: He lost to Yugi in the last episode. But yeah, I was being too general."

PlutoTheSecond:
"He also lost in episode 2, but that was because he had a time limit."

Me:
"Oh, right. Forgot about that one."
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lumi29star=-UNDER Yu Gi Oh 114 (2/2) English Version:
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"Noah summons an arc? How original."
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lumi29star=-UNDER Yu Gi Oh 120 (2/2) English Version:
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"Couldn't an Egyptian God destroy NecroExodia?"
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lumi29star=-UNDER Yu Gi Oh 121 (1/2) English Version:
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
""I'll accept your foolish challenge!!"
Tell me, who do YOU think is the real fool... Thought so."
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lumi29star=-UNDER Yu Gi Oh 121 (2/2) English Version:
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"Yeah, 'cause THAT wouldn't cause a shockwave or anything."
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lumi29star=-UNDER Yu Gi Oh 127 (2/2) English Version:
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
""Enough with the laughin' already!"
That really made me lol."
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lumi29star=-UNDER Yu Gi Oh 139 (1/2) English Version:
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"Wait. Why was Marik making a big deal about using Yami's Monster Reborn card against him? Wasn't it one he originally took from Marik anyways?"
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lumi29star=-UNDER Yu Gi Oh 140 (1/2) English Version:
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
""He was one one step away from defeating Marik and winning the Battle City Tournament!"
Yeah, 'cause that's WAY more important than saving the world, no matter how cliche."
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lumi29star=-UNDER Yu Gi Oh 149 (1/2) English Version:
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
""Is it me, or are you always in a bad mood?"
Both."
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lumi29star=-UNDER Yu Gi Oh 154 (1/2) English Version:
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"Like hair mousse?"
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lumi29star=-UNDER Yu Gi Oh 175 (2/2) English Version:
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"Guardian Dreadscythe looks exactly like a Hollow."
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lumi29star=-UNDER Yu Gi Oh 208 (2/2) English Version:
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"He didn't call out to the fisherman to bring him back because... why?"
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Sephirothwins=-UNDER Yugioh The Shadow Games Episode 17 part 1/3 subbed:
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"You're kidding... They actually made a translation sidenote for MANSION?!"
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Sephirothwins=-UNDER Yugioh The Shadow Games Episode 24 subbed part 2/3 subbed:
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"It just looked so wrong when Sagi's butt grew ten times bigger than the card he was sitting on."
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lumi29star=-UNDER Yu Gi Oh GX 11 (2/2) English Version:
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"I loved the part where the cat licked... the comic relief villian she-male. It took forever, (or so it seemed back then) but I actually trianed my cat to lick people. Siamese are very trainable for cats, by the way."
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lumi29star=-UNDER Yu Gi Oh GX 15 (2/2) English Version:
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"This is the worst episode YET. And THAT'S only when you consider the non-stop puns and cliches. I do the weirdest things when I'm bored- and apparently watching this is right up there with eating roses and holding hands with womanizers. Hm... Maybe I need to lower my medication. This level of mellowness is actually pathetic."
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lumi29star=-UNDER Yu Gi Oh GX 17 (2/2) English Version:
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"I'm actually amazed at how ridiculous this whole episode is."
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lumi29star=-UNDER Yu Gi Oh GX 19 (2/2) English Version:
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"I'm glad the writers gave Dmetri the same lines they would have given Yami/Yugi, yet greatly disgusted at the same time."
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lumi29star=-UNDER Yu Gi Oh GX 29 (2/2) English Version:
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"Weird how watching two cartoon characters about to die (ha, as if) made me hungry for soup."
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lumi29star=-UNDER Yu Gi Oh GX 30 (1/2) English Version:
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"Let me guess how Jaden's gonna win: he's gonna use that special summon destroyer he used on the gravekeeper. Let's find out if I'm right in the next vid."
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lumi29star=-UNDER Yu Gi Oh GX 30 (1/2) English Version:
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"Instead of wasting all this time play card games, couldn't the Nightriders have just gone out and bought a jackhammer?"
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lumi29star=-UNDER Yu Gi Oh GX 30 (2/2) English Version:
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"Did Nightshroud just attack on Jaden's turn? Cool codename, by the way."
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lumi29star=-UNDER Yu Gi Oh GX 30 (2/2) English Version:
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"Bats spying on the cards? Does no one else see the problem with this scenerio?"
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lumi29star=-UNDER Yu Gi Oh GX 34 (1/2) English Version:
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"Why the hell would Seto Kaiba, of all people, make Kaibaman so incredibly weak? I mean, even Kuriboh's stronger!"
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lumi29star=-UNDER Yu Gi Oh GX 34 (2/2) English Version:
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"Why didn't Bubblrman's destruction cost Jaden life points when it was a spell card, not the Blue Eyes that took it out?"
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ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"But Kaibaman never sacrificed anything when he called out the last Blue Eyes!"
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lumi29star=-UNDER Yu Gi Oh GX 38 (2/2) English Version:
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"So the water hologram doesn't drown him, but a holographic lugie flips him over in the air?"
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ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"Did he just KIDNAP Jaden?"
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lumi29star=-UNDER Yu Gi Oh GX 39 (2/2) English Version:
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"The fact that the "detective" was a villian was no twist. A four-year-old would have known it was fishy of him to hide the cards, and not even move them once seen. His whole character was plain fishy, really. Not to mention anyone wearing THAT outfit would draw immediate suspicion!"
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lumi29star=-UNDER Yu Gi Oh GX 40 (1/2) English Version:
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"Why do they feel the need to still explain cards like Pot of Greed every time they're used at this point?"
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lumi29star=-UNDER Yu Gi Oh GX 46 (2/2) English Version:
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"Umm... Did that cat just eat Banner's soul?"
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lumi29star=-UNDER Yu Gi Oh GX 55 (2/2) English Version:
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"lol! dingleberry."
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lumi29star=-UNDER Yu Gi Oh GX 64 (1/2) English Version:
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"LOL! Now THAT'S a cat fight worth watching. You go girl!"
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lumi29star=-UNDER Yu Gi Oh GX 69 (1/2) English Version:
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"Did it ever occur to Crowler to just fire that nutcracker reject?"
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lumi29star=-UNDER Yu Gi Oh GX 70 (2/2) English Version:
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"That's no song. That's a cheerleading chant."
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lumi29star=-UNDER Yu Gi Oh GX 71 (1/2) English Version:
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
""How many times do you get to duel a pro?"-Jaden
So far, 3 times, twice with a pre-pro, one tag match against duels that used to some form of card game assassains, once with a copycat Yugi Moto, and once with a virtual Kaiba. And do the Professors count as the professional league? Plus, should I count any of the shadow games so far?
Is that all? Or am I forgetting any? Anyways, that seems like a lot to me."
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lumi29star=-UNDER Yu Gi Oh GX 75 (1/2) English Version:
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"So, not only is this a clip episode, but the badly done flashbacks aren't even from this spin-off series where it is already season two?"
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lumi29star=-UNDER Yu Gi Oh GX 77 (1/2) English Version:
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"The guy sets up a four-card combo, so naturally Jaden attacks with a single monster with less than 1800 attack points."
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lumi29star=-UNDER Yu Gi Oh GX 77 (2/2) English Version:
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"It's scary how 4Kids can make a Grandpa Moto seem just like a LittleKuriboh one."
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lumi29star=-UNDER Yu Gi Oh GX 78 (1/2) English Version:
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"Why was that unsightly Princess Rose with a hideous dress supposed to be the most beautiful and that plain Dark Magician Girl spirit the cutest when Serena is obviously the prettiest in this series so far?"
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lumi29star=-UNDER Yu Gi Oh GX 86 (2/2) English Version:
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
""I'm going to drop you like third period French."-Jaden

There truly was no better way to piss off that stereotypical nutcracker reject using a curriculem reference."
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lumi29star=-UNDER Yu Gi Oh GX 88 (2/2) English Version:
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"Did he just change his pants on the spot?!"
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lumi29star=-UNDER Yu Gi Oh GX 97 (1/2) English Version:
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"They turned a prisoner in a pad-locked straight jacket loose in a stadium full of people to play a card game? What message is 4Kids trying to send here? Not to mention, the last episode revolved around the notion sleeping through physics class is no big deal as long as you believe in the luck of the draw... 4Kids turns on of the top 5 mangas (the original one) into pure crap to create future criminals and gamblers?"
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lumi29star=-UNDER Yu Gi Oh GX 99 (1/2) English Version:
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"I can't wait for that Prince to leave. His version of the stereotypical douchebag snob voice is particularly annoying."
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lumi29star=-UNDER Yu Gi Oh GX 108 (1/2) English Version:
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"A crocodile rolling their eyes? I've never seen that before."
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lumi29star=-UNDER Yu Gi Oh GX 115 (1/2) English Version:
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"I wonder how long it was until they realized that it was supposed to be half the attack points, not life points? Wonder who's responsible for that little screw up."
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rexludorum=-UNDER Yugioh: Dub vs. Original II:
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"Are you aware you were slightly off on almost every single point?
Mikey wasn't KINAPPED by a tank, just KILLED by one.
Raphel wasn't disowned. His family was overjoyed to find him alive. But after total solitude, the wear of day-to-day conflict disillusions him to the rest of the world.
Valon didn't HAVE the Seal of Orichalcos until Dartz gave it to him! DUH!
The 4th Warrior, Mai, was converted because one of the original three, Valon, was infatuated with her."

rexludorum:
Reply to your comment on: Yugioh: Dub vs. Original II You're right, the seal wasn't actually controlling her, but the dub makes the Seal out to have much more influence than it does in the Japanese. Joey spends a duel talking about how it's messing with her head and he'll free her from it, but Jounouchi talks about being a true duelist. It's more subtle than I made it out to be, but it IS a difference, and to me, a big one.
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OurVersions=-UNDER Orphen Revenge Episode 9 (3-3):
ME (freakishpurrrfection):

Charox5: Flame...soul...? Heh their mom was so original when she named them:P

Me: "That's nothing. I met a mother that had 3 daughters; the first was named AJ, the second was named BJ, and the third was called CJ. I jokingly asked her if she had another kid, would she name it DJ... and she said yes. I'll never forget her look when she answered. It was as if she thought that was the most obvious answer in the world."
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BandaiEntertainment=-UNDER Kurokami Ep 17 - Masagami (Eng Dub):
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"Is it possible to use two Thousands at once?"

19thCapricorn:
"How about 10 rings for the 10 digits of both hands lol?"

Me:
"That's a pretty obvious no-go. Only ONE of the thousands shown was a ring. My guess is each Thousand has a different form."
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kool67105=- UNDER Kaze no Stigma Episode 2 dub part 2:
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"Six of her family members were killed, but all that really matters to Ayano is her teen angst problems."
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AnimeResonance=- UNDER Bleach Episode 219 - Part 2/2 [English Sub] [HD]:
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"Ikkaku was defeated? I can't say I was expecting that."
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craklemuffin=-UNDER Bleach 259 2/3 HQ:
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"Naturally, Houzyukimaru can swim. What sword couldn't?"
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RockL33=- UNDER Samurai X: Trust and Betrayel part {14/18} ENGLISH:
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"Kenshin's just fighting on auto-pilot now."
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MasakoXtreme=- UNDER New Voice Acting Show on Blip!!:
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"K, I got a question: can you teach mexicans and indians to repress their accents like you do sometimes? California is sometimes a little hard to navigate through all the accents."

KingSirhc:
"It's just finding the right voice tones that wipe that accent away and give you something completely different."
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ryjacork=-UNDER Happy Birthday Nicole!:
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"Was that first song one that was released? You never know these days."
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pushpinpownzor=-UNDER flcl-cherry cola:
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
(answering pushpin's request for comments on his/her amv's goodness factor)
"Honestly? It's pretty good when you consider what you had to work with. Fooly Cooly isn't the best anime to make AMVs from."
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KatanaKitty=-UNDER Sailor Moon- Ready To Go:
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"Love it! Since you don't care about the quality for the rest of rest, perhaps finding someone who can filter it is an option?"

KatanaKitty:
thanks hun :)))) its such an old video now, I cant really be bothered to find someone to filter it. As long as people can see whats going on is cool for me :)
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sailordolunay2=-UNDER Sailor Moon Lesson Number One:
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"Where'd you get the graphic from 1:21?"
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usakoangel=- UNDER Sailor Moon - Heartbreaker:
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"This video is great. Most Sailor Moon AMVs revolve almost solely around the attack and transfomation clips, and although there is a lot of that in here, they are all well applied. I particularly like the clip of Kaori stepping on the heart compact. I think the clip of the Messiah of Destruction swallowing Chibi Moon's heart crystal would have been a nice touch, as well as a clip of pegasus leaving his dream mirror and another of Sailor Moon's ribbon and silver crystal flower, but whatevs."
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AshleyCarlson8=-UNDER The Yu Yu Pop:
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"This was put together VERY well."
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MsDBZbabe=-UNDER Invoke:
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"Wow, well done. Very much like the real thing, except for the trunks and Yamacha piece- and if Vegeta was the main character."

omegashinobi:
"that was mirai gohan, not yamcha"
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gmazca=-UNDER Death Note -- Like A Stone (Acoustic) amv:
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"Ugh. I hate acoustic versions. I can't think of a single song that sounds better that way than the original... or even good at all, for that matter."
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musicalwolf25=-UNDER Random Gundam Seed episode 1:
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"Where's you get that last clip? I've watched the original Gundam Seed over 50 times- most of them in a row- and don't remember it. Was it in GSDestiny, most of which I rarely watch, or was it put together by a fan?"

musicalwolf25:
"It was put together by a fan."

Me:
"Really? Where can I get a copy for my graphic collection?"

musicalwolf25:
"I found it on Photobucket, but at the time I was just randomly going through pictures so I don't remember where."

Me:
"Well that REALLY sucks. My graphic collection got wiped, so I need to replenish my collection. Now all I have is the graphics I had in photobucket- which I'll need to resave, and that'll take months even if I work non-stop. You wouldn't happen to remember ANYTHING that might help? Even how you found it the first time?"

musicalwolf25:
"At least it was the graphic collection and not the whole computer. And all I remember was I was really bored and I tiped in Gundam Seed, then I just started saving things that I thought would make a great amv. I'll see if I can find it again."

musicalwolf25:
"Found it! XD Tipe in Gundam Seed and at the moment it is on page 4."

Me:
"Thanks so much! You really went out of your way to help me."

musicalwolf25:
"No problem, glad I could help."
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Gaaralovesfootball=- UNDER Yu-gi-oh Abridged Yami's Top 10 Moments:
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"The BEST Yami moment wasn't even in here! It's obvious the 'Baby Pharaoh wants milk! Fetch me a nipple!' should be SOMEWHERE on there!"
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InuYashaAbridgedFTW (originally IICanadianJutsuII)=- InuYasha Abridged - 01:
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
" "Look, some villiagers! They look like nice people." *transitional phase* "Hmm... In hindsight, the bows were probably a dead giveaway."
I don't think it was the BOWS that were the dead giveaway, but the sharp, pointy arrows. "
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hbi2k=- UNDER Berserk: The Abridged Finale (Part 1 of 2):
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"You cried at the end of Berserk? Seriously? Really? You are kidding, right? The ending can only be considered an ending because nothing more was made! It was INCREDIBLY anti-climatic due to the sheer lack of anything resembling a conclusion!! As for Berserk itself, for all the gore and tragedy, it came off as a rather dry show."
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hbi2k=- UNDER Berserk: The Abridged Finale (Part 1 of 2):
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"The saddest thing about Berserk is that every one of those ending were better than what really happened in the original thing. I'm NOT exaggerating either. Except for that lame Scooby Do one. Naw, it might be funny to see that in a REAL anime. The copyrights make it impossible anyways. But my point stands. Every one of those crappy endings topped the real one- if you can even call it an ending at all."
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teamDN=- UNDER DN TAS ep.10:
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"I'm glad DirtyDan88 returned. I mean, I'm a HUGE Lanipator fan, but his Light voice was so distracting that it took away from the character itself."
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teamDN=-UNDER Christmas Comment Cpecial:
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"Wow... I can't believe I never noticed Yagami spelled backwards leads to Im-a-gay."
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NarutoAbridgedFTW=- UNDER comment Special 2:
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"I hate break it to ya, but if you look at the exact wording of the first comment, Senahort wasn't asking who did whose voice... he was aiming for a bit more subtle version of the "masakox sounds gay" comment."
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yourworstnightmare51=- UNDER Naruto Abridged iPods:
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"C'mon, what happened to Koncaro? I mean, his song is no brainer even. I don't remember what the exact was, but "Give it up now! The funk's your brother!""
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LittleKuriboh=- UNDER Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged Series Episode 6:
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"Wait, this is the stuff the all-famous LittleKuriboh made? Does it start to get good later on or something?"
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LittleKuriboh=- UNDER Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged Series Episode 6:
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"Well, that was a bit better than the last 5 episodes. Maybe this series will become good eventually. As it stands now, it's purely okay."
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LittleKuriboh=- UNDER Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged Series Episode 7:
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"Too bad the sound is so off, this was LittleKuriboh's best episode."
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LittleKuriboh=- UNDER Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged Series Episode 8:
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"I was just reading the manga for the first time earlier, so I actually GET the Zorc reference."
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LittleKuriboh=- UNDER Yu-Gi-Oh The Abridged Series Episode 9:
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"Hm... Isn't it more like being a selective schizo than cheating?"
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CardGamesFTW=- UNDER Episode 27 - She Blinded Me With Card Games:
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
""There goes a guy with a sister I'd like to bang."-Tristan
Does anyone else realize that Tristan hasn't even MET Serenity yet?"
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MenosGrandeKuriboh=- UNDER Yu-Gi-Oh! The Other Abridged Movie:
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"Where can I find the original version of this? These things are never as funny if you haven't seen the original."
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CardGamesFTW=- UNDER Episode 31 - Perfectly Ultimate Bunghole:
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
""Now all your monsters will be forced to dance uncontrollably to crappy Japanese pop music."

Carmalldansen isn't crappy Japanese pop music, it's crappy Swedish pop music. That's common YouTuber knowledge."
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CardGamesFTW=- UNDER A Yu-Gi-Oh Christmas Carol:
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"Actually, Kaiba shows up in more than one episode of YuGiOh GX. I know, I counted when I watched- I have a lot of time on my hands. He was in two official episodes, one clip show that featured flashbacks that didn't even take place in GX, and basically Kaibaman, since Kaibaman was an identical character, right down to his deck. Actually, Kaibaman was supposedly MADE by Seto Kaiba, but it's hard to believe- since it's weaker than Kuriboh and only showed up with the purpose of being sacrificed."
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hadryannah=- UNDER 4Kids Yu-Gi-Oh! Edits (part 3):

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Dynysia030=
why'd they make Kaiba a douche? >_>
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ME (freakishpurrrfection):
More like, why isn't he considered a big bad villian? Seriously, in the original manga, he built an entire section of an amusement park specifically to systematically torture- I am being literal here- Yugi and his friends! There is even a more or less censored version of it in Season Zero! And even in the 4Kids dub, he starts off the first episode kidnapping Yugi's Grandpa, stealing something from him, the putting him in a hospital for severe trama. Seriously, WTF?
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rexludorum=- UNDER Yugioh: Dub vs. Original II:
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"Are you aware you were slightly off on almost every single point?
Mikey wasn't KINAPPED by a tank, just KILLED by one.
Raphel wasn't disowned. His family was overjoyed to find him alive. But after total solitude, the wear of day-to-day conflict disillusions him to the rest of the world.
Valon didn't HAVE the Seal of Orichalcos until Dartz gave it to him! DUH!
The 4th Warrior, Mai, was converted because one of the original three, Valon, was infatuated with her."
"Continued:
The seal WAS influencing Mai, but not controlling her- but this was only AFTER the card was played."
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Vegeta8639=- UNDER DBZ World's Strongest Abridged Act 2:
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"I'm surprised they didn't make a joke when Goku's nuts froze over."
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TeamFourStar=- UNDER TFS Dragon Ball Z: Abridged Parody Episode 4:

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eartianwerewolf =
I am sorry to reference YYH but I can imagine Karasu saying the same things the snake goddess does XD
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ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"A reference to Yu Yu Hakusho is a compliment. You're wrong, though. Karasu's innuendos aren't as obvious as any abridged character's would be and they all have creepy twists."

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ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"So, why exactly did Goku fall into Hell? He can just fly back up to Snake Way before even hitting the ground, can't he?"

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lionofdemise =
"See in the non-abridged. Goku manage to get close enough to the clouds. But the clouds were like bricks, something he couldn't break through. That why once you fall into hell, no way of getting out."
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ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"Yeah, but he woke up before he even dropped 4 feet from Snake Way, when he bonked his head."

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"So, why exactly did Goku fall into Hell? He can just fly back up to Snake Way before even hitting the ground, can't he?"
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Fillask=
"They couldn't fly yet then ;)"
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ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"Of course they could! Point in case, how do you think he got away from Princess Snake?"

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rocknrollcody=
"Is princess snake the same species as Bojack? it looks like it orange hair and blue skin"
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ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"Bojack is a disembodied pirate- exact words. Meaning he doesn't look like ANYTHING."
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TeamFourStar=- UNDER TFS Dragon Ball Z: Abridged Parody Episode 4:
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"You know the two star ball would have been funnier than the four star one for censoring Gohan's parts."
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TeamFourStar=- UNDER TFS Dragon Ball Z: Abridged Parody Episode 5:
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"If Gohan learns to dodge, he will officially surpassed his father."
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TeamFourStar=- UNDER TFS Dragon Ball Z: Abridged Parody Episode 6:
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"So who voiced the dragon?"
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UltimateGohan43:
how come tien isnt in the credits? :\
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KaiserNeko:
What do you mean?
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Tyler1337Admin:
Tien IS in the credits. His real name is 'Tenshinhan'. Why Americanization made his name into Tien is beyond my understanding.
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ME (freakishpurrrfection)=
Because it's shorter and easier for Americans to both spell and remember.
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ME (freakishpurrrfection)=
"Ohhhh... Lani did the dragon's voice. I had forgotten the dragon's name was Shenron."
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TeamFourStar=- UNDER TFS DBZA Parody Deleted Scene 2-4:
SaintTaurus=
"did she really hav a gun in her hand in the show?"
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ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"I somehow doubt it."
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MsDBZbabe=-UNDER Babies?:
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"So even the milkman is a long-lost Saiyan? Figures."

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ME (freakishpurrrfection)=
You know if you have a writer's block, I have a great solution: VISIT YOUR FAN FORUM SUGGESTION THREADS!! Isn't that what they're there for?
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Lanipator =
I don't like to take suggestions though there in lies the problem. I don't think I created that thread >.>
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ME (freakishpurrrfection)=
Then just take a joke from here and there and build around it. Think of it like incorperating a little DTV sidelines into the episode. For instance, run with the Kuwabara short sword joke. I think this line is a decent spring board:
"When exactly did Kuwabara's spiritual impudence kick in? When I was gone for 6 months?"-Yusuke

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Profile Comments:
TeamFourStar's YouTube Profile
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"I watched ALL of Dragonball Z as a kid, and even started on both Dragonball GT and the original Dragonball series. I was so obsessed with anime back then (heh, like I'm not now) that I didn't realize how much they sucked. In truth, I saw Team Four Star's Dragonball Z Abridged around, but discarded it on the notion that no DBZ Abridged could be good- mainly because I doubted you could even ABRIDGE it right. But due to the fact Lanipator was on the team, I eventually got around to watching it. And this stuff JUST BLOWS MY MIND!! But with names like Lanipator, Megami33, Ganxingba, and even the all-famous LittleKuriboh... Well, let's just say this is BEYOND supreme!"
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IICanadianJutsuII's YouTube Profile
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"Mind re-uploading the first episode?"
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Profile Comments:
Lanipator's YouTube Profile
ME (freakishpurrrfection):
"I absolutely LOVE your stuff! Your Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report Abridged is better than any REAL anime movie I can think of! I do wish you had put that South Park 'Finger Bang' sound clip into the movie instead of Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged Episode 6, since that is your greatest masterpiece."

"You know if you have a writer's block, I have a great solution: VISIT YOUR FAN FORUM SUGGESTION THREADS!! Isn't that what they're there for?"




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Naruto Episode 152:
"Did anyone else notice that fish was still squirming around when it was being thrown in the curry pot?"

(ICanadianJutsuI) Inuyasha The Abridged Sereies episode 9:
"I know Shippo's supposed to annoying but really... a ghetto-wannabe?"