"The Sarcasm Within"

"The Sarcasm Within"
By Kathryn J. Blair

Like I said; learn it, love it, live it.
You must imagine becoming one with sarcasm...
Then you must do as you envisioned...
When you come to a chasm, you can not use sardonicism- only sarcasm can level the ground.
Sarc-shark the Sarcastic must be freed from your rectom to swim up the spinal cord and channel itself into your brain.
When you finished this training, you master sarcasm- but first;
Say:
"I AM sarcasm..."
"I AM sarcasm..."
"I AM SARCASM!!"
Then scream:
"I AM SARCASM!!! Only I can beat me!!"

Use your mastery of sarcastic self wisely.

P.S. (a later update) This was a couple in-jokes put together, divided between two different friends. And no, I don't remember what any of the originals were by now.

Movies

Favorite Action Movie: Catwoman
Favorite Anime Movies:
Favorite Comedy Movies: I'll have to whiddle them down...
Favorite Disney Cartoon Movies: Pocahauntus, Mulan, and Shrek
Favorite Horror Movie Type: Psychological Thrillers
Favorite Musical Movie: The Phantom of the Opera
Favorite Teen Movies: 10 Things I Hate About You and Bring It On
Hated Horror Movie Types: headache-inducing Slashers, Natural Disaster doom, and ones that prey on Arachnaphobia

However, I prefer TV; My Favorite 5 (NON-ANIME) TV Shows are:
#1. Xena: Warrior Princess
It has the two best actresses I've ever seen; Lucy Lawless and ... I forgot the name of the actress who plays Callisto... Btw, my favorite episode is The Bitter Suite.
#2. Charmed
My favorite characters? Phoebe, Chris, and -to an ever so slightly lesser extent- Cole.
#3. Star Trek: Voyager
#4. Friends
I guess by now you've figured out my top four favorite (non-anime) TV series are over, but not off-air.
#5.

Books

Favorite 3 Romance Novels:
#1. Mr. Perfect by Linda Howard
#2. Fantasy Lover by Sherrilyn Kenyon
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Favorite 3 Romance Series:
#1. Southern Vampire Series
#2. Anita Blake: Vampire Hunter series by Laurell K. Hamilton
#3. Meredith Gentry: Sidhe Princess of Flesh and Blood series by Laurell K. Hamilton
Favorite 5 Manga Series- Good mangas only come in series...:
#1. Sailor Moon by Naoko Takeuchi
#2. Ceres: Celestial Legend by Yuu Watase
#3. Fushugi Yugi by Yuu Watase
#4. Yu Yu Hakusho
#5.
Favorite 3 Fantasy Novels:
#1. Ella Enchanted
#2. The Magic Christmas- A Sweet Valley Twins and Friends novel by Francis Pascal
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Favorite 3 Fantasy Series:
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Favorite 3 Science-Fiction Novels:
#1. The Skull of Truth: A Little Shop of Horrors book
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Favorite 3 Science-Fiction Series:
#1. Artemis Fowl
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Favorite 3 Horror Novels:
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Favorite 3 Horror Series:
#1.
#2. The Forbidden Games by Lisa Jane Smith
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Favorite 3 Comedy Novels:
#1. Spin Cycle
#2. Apocalipstick
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Favorite 3 Comedy Series:
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Favorite 3 Classic Novels:
#1. The Princess Bride
#2. The Phantom of the Opera
#3. Dante's Inferno
Favorite 3 History Books:
#1. The Pesistimist's Guide to History
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Favorite 3

Yu Yu Hakuso has my beloved--- KURAMA!

10 Favorite Over-All Characters (in order):
#1. Kurama (ALL personas)
#2. Yusuke
#3. Hiei
#4. Koto
#5. Kuwabara
#6. Jin
#7. Shizuru
#8. Genkai
#9. Toya
#10.

Favorite Character Nicknames:
Hiei: Pyro-pixie

Favorite YYH Quotes:
Favorite 3 Kurama Quotes (in order):
Favorite 3 Yusuke Urameshi Quotes (in order):
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Favorite 3 Kazuma Kuwabara Quotes (in order):
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Favorite 3 Hiei Quotes (in order):
#1. "There is no one who does not carry scars on the heart. If there were someone in the world like that, it would be a shallow soul." - Hiei from Yu Yu Hakusho the Movie 2
#2. "What? Now I'm not even allowed to kill the bad humans? It's a few inches from his heart, if that's what you're worried about." -Hiei from Yu Yu Hakusho
#3.

INUYASHA RULES!!!!

10 Favorite Over-All Characters (in order):
#1. Kagura
#2. InuYasha
#3. Sango
#4. Kagome
#5. Jyakotsu
#6. Rin
#7. Sesshomaru
#8. Koga
#9. Mayu
#10. Keade

3 Favorite Over-All Villians (in order):
#1. Kagura
#2. Jyakotsu
#3. Yura (of the hair)

Favorite Shade of Naraku: Kagura, because of all anime villians, she most resembles me.
Favorite Character from the Band of Seven: Jyakotsu, because his interactions with the other characters are funny as hell.